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Reblogged jadedbirch
Honey bear and his new favorite pillow
living alone will have you holding imaginary conversations in your head about how you've been thinking of changing up your tea drinking habits
#i'm getting tired of just drinking regular black tea every afternoon. i need some variety#oh my god i am so lonely i am going to. drink some tea about it.#(whoagh i'm so thara celehar coded right now. he's just like me fr fr)#i like living alone but also like. bro there is straight up no one to talk to in here.#squirrel posting
Reblogged corduroyserpent
our spiritually elevated rejection of canon vs their intellectually dishonest refusal to engage with the text
Reblogged sherlockholmes
Refiner payroll: $206,000 Melon parties: $428 Finger traps: $39 In-House Marching Band: $23,746,300 Egg party: $294
someone who is good at the economy, please help me budget this. my severed floor is mutinying.
Reblogged dwimmerlaiks
the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen
Reblogged anderswasrightt
Star-crossed
If you would like it as a print you can purchase it at my store <3
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Reblogged orsane
SEVERANCE | Helly being my favourite (1 / ?)
Reblogged dwimmerlaiks
you're laughing. mr milchick made a pop up card of a waffle, made weird award show smalltalk with a racist wax stature, changed his outfit three times, choreographed a dance, did the dance. and you're laughing.
Reblogged impishglee
Crazyyyyyy work on Boris’s part to be like hey we have to talk. NOT about our hookups which I know is what you think I want to talk about. But while we’re here (on the subject). You are the only man I’ve ever slept with. And it was funny how I was like oh nice free hookups. Cause I didn’t know any girls. And you were like oh fuckkkkkk boris is in love with me. Not true! But it’s funny that you thought that. Anyway I have a piece of advice for you about women: the ideal woman is one you’re not super attached to who will let you live your own life and gives you space. Congrats on the engagement!
[speaking to my most closeted friend] Hey remember all the meaningless sex we had? Well it was meaningless to me and you were in love with me. Ha! Good times. You’re doing a great job at getting lavender married btw
Reblogged jadedbirch
“Live by the sun, love by the moon” ☀🌕 Art by Thiago Correa
Reblogged impishglee
friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever