*Dick crashes out while on patrol and beats someone within an inch of their life*
Bruce: Dick might be a little bit fragile after last night, so let’s try to be sensitive.
Jason: Oh, believe me- I am going to be nothing but nice to Dick from now on. If he snaps and goes on a rampage, who do you think he’s coming for first?
Bruce: He’s not going on a rampage.
Tim: I bet he’d let me live. He likes me.
Damian: I’m just gonna say it. I never trusted him.
Dick Grayson is a minor inconvenience and a mild gust of wind away from crashing the fuck out, and that’s the biggest and truest reason he gives Eldest Daughter Syndrome. Seems put-together, seems like he’s got it right, holds the family together as best he can—but his relationships are suffering under the weight of responsibility he’s taken on and had put on him. His personal life is a dumpster fire. He needs a good cry to let out the frustration, but instead he puts on a smile and keeps going. He has his outlets, but they’re just ways to let off enough pressure that he doesn’t explode or go nuclear and by God, let there be a day you say the wrong thing. Let there be a moment for consequences to be off the table. His self-control is on a level Bruce can’t even understand because girl (gender neutral). The amount of discipline it takes for Dick to keep smiling and pun-ing instead of breaking his fists on people’s faces is superhuman.
And the worst part? Jason’s the only sibling who really knows what’s simmering just beneath surface. And nobody else believes him when he says that the real Dick Grayson, under the acrobatics and gaudy fashion sense, is a D1, professional, Avengers Level Threat crash-out. Don’t call Batman when shit gets heavy—no, Superman can’t help us either. Call God and tell him you’re on your way because his strongest soldier just broke and now we’re all gonna die. This whole living thing was chill and all, but Dick done lost it and I guess we’re all going home to glory 🤷🏾♀️