How would you rate that punch?

:P

How many fingers am I holding up

So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

This is the funniest post I have ever read on Tumblr for so many…many reasons.

"No climate justice on occupied land"

They switched up from golf clapping to police brutality real quick when she started talking about their racism.

Hi!! Wrist locks are incredible painful and pose high risk of damaging the wrist even between consenting sparring partners who can tap out at any time!

In Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, it is illegal to wrist lock anyone below blue belt and anyone in the juvenile division!

We need to be pissed about this

A biiiiig stretch

Take it...we fight as one.

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

I don’t mean to be old but computer used to just have games. U didnt have to pay for em either but if u wanted u could get a little CD that put the game onto the computer and you could play it forever and ever even if the company that made it went to hell and shit. You didn’t even need the internet or wifi or anything. And it was pretty neat

It would be a finished game, too. If you played long enough and did really good you could go to all the places and get all the stuff. You never had to pay more money later it was just there. onn compter

i come before you, humbly asking for help from the great collctive braincell...

does anyone know who the chicken at the hatching tide festival is? i can't figure it out 🙈

@aethericfist can't see them, maybe some kind of caster/healer quest npc?

no braincells, only pa-paya.

@thornescalling that is a good point:

now that i look at the dialogue in english...someone with sheep? what does this mean, mystery chicken?

Switching between these every day

i come before you, humbly asking for help from the great collctive braincell...

does anyone know who the chicken at the hatching tide festival is? i can't figure it out 🙈

@aethericfist can't see them, maybe some kind of caster/healer quest npc?

no braincells, only pa-paya.