It Should Be Illegal to Be This Stupid

*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust

The flip side of “cleanse diets don’t do anything” is that if you tried a cleanse diet and you did experience a notable reduction in fatigue, joint pain, and general blarginess, you need to talk to an allergy specialist, because there’s nearly a 100% chance that means you have an undiagnosed allergy to some component of your customary diet.

This is an excellent point and I’d imagine there’s a lot of quack diets that continue circulating and getting press based on this exact principle.

Absolutely – a great many diets of the “stop eating everything except these three foods” variety are 100% trading on the fact that they’re practically guaranteed to generate some positive testimonials by virtue of coincidentally cutting somebody’s undiagnosed food allergy out of their diet.

Pools - Ann Goldberg , 2017.

Canadian , b. 1970s

Oil on canvas , 36 x 48 in.

WHAT THE FUCK.

thinking about a long article I read a while back talking about the history of “ultra-processed foods” and how they related to american/western health issues. my main takeaway was a short paragraph buried in the middle of the article, where the guy who came up with the term just says outright “technically by these processing metrics tofu and sourdough fall into the same category as doritos and we’re not really sure how to square that circle” and the article just. moves right past that.

i will NOT be posting any screamers, shouters, or let it all outers this april fools

I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

When they're not dangerous like a hunter but dangerous like a spooked horse kicking your skull in

Let's hear it for prey animal rage let's hear it for killing everyone else in the world before you'll let them catch you

f(x) tribute band called f'(x). you'd think the point would be to be derivative but it's actually quite easy to differentiate the two.

no

yeah :)

haha yayyyy :) i'm having such a wonderful time on the internet with you

oh continuing the jermaposting; my favorite part about him is how he reads chat messages. he reads them like he took a note that was being passed in between students

my solemn prayer

*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does

the funniest thing about the current ultimate marvel line is that. okay so for the most part, despite the changes, most of the characters are still pretty recognizable. spider-man is older and has kids, but he's clearly still spider-man. hulk is an evil spiritualist, but he's still clearly hulk. storm still has weather powers, armor still has armor, kraven is still the hunter. and then cyclops is a japanese teenage girl.

just wanna let you guys know whats been going on on twitter

warm night, cool market

Every time I read the word "blorbo" I picture some kind of baby Digimon

Like yup that's definitely what the word "blorbo" looks like

this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive

hey op how do you remember the latter half of the 14th century

not fondly. I do not recall it fondly.