kidney beans and kidney stones are our two known artifacts from the otherworldly location of kidney world

Well you should’ve named yourself something else then

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

Hi, I just wanted to share this photo I took. I think in fact, the most Photograph I have ever taken. No, this is not AI, this is a real photo, and whenever I look at it I feel like Tom Haverford staring at that abstract painting in Parks and Rec. Also I took it out the window of a car going 100kph, so, uh, yeah.

Visceral is EASILY top ten words that feel good as fuck to place precisely into your essay one glorious time

not being able to borrow an ebook because someone else has it on loan is stupid as hell. like babe this is Document. these are pixels.

anerican choese

Even without words, we communicate through our eyes.

And some highlights from the notes:

would you guys still like me if I got shot in the forehead and fell backwards

Like on the ground?

yeah like on the ground or something

I love what they call items at the dollar store like the socks will be called “fashion socks”

Happy Anniversary. This is the original post. On this day in 2011 I was doing a charity drive for the natural disasters in Tōhoku and drew this. A few hours later I turned it into a gif and posted it here.

Here’s the original doodle before I drew it into a GIF

Happy 14th birthday Nyan Cat! The original post originated here on Tumblr

I wanna bf that has a life like those characters from fast & the furious and he come home n I bandage his knee and urge him to b careful out there bc I’m pregnant

Idk why I said this. I need an accountant

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

me to my online friends

Also Ron Weasley to every pet he ever owns after the Scabbers debacle