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white trash river boat tom sawyer

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•He/Him Auckie •jewish/latino •+18 •@worstfruit (fantasy and writing blog) •sorry •💉5/18/22
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A davus sp. panamá (lava tarantula) kicking its pathetique little hairs at me. Abt 3/4” and doing so all genteel like, as if it were a cat itching itself. You can see its spinnerets gracefully pressing web to the vial, side to side behind it. Tarantula will dance their funny abdomens sting to do so, whereas true spiders seem to be more fond of simply pressing a silk anchor down below themselves in one swift movement. Not a hard rule, just an interesting difference in behavior and body language I’ve noticed.

Tangent under cut

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datadegroove

only one of them is gay

tom is a repressed top and jerry is a flamboyant bottom and tom attacks him because he is jealous that jerry gets to be out and he doesn't

Jerry provokes Tom because he lusts after him. Tom has discerning tastes. He would rather get to know Jerry, and keep his lifestyle on the dl. Jerry despises his discretion and has top envy. Tom isn’t even a full top. He comes and goes like the swaying of the breeze. Every other character in that show out tops Tom except Jerry and the stupid little diaper bitch mouse (who is an adult and just a freak).

I misread it as “gray” and was very confused.

only one of them is gray

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datadegroove

only one of them is gay

tom is a repressed top and jerry is a flamboyant bottom and tom attacks him because he is jealous that jerry gets to be out and he doesn't

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auckie

Jerry provokes Tom because he lusts after him. Tom has discerning tastes. He would rather get to know Jerry, and keep his lifestyle on the dl. Jerry despises his discretion and has top envy. Tom isn’t even a full top. He comes and goes like the swaying of the breeze. Every other character in that show out tops Tom except Jerry and the stupid little diaper bitch mouse (who is an adult and just a freak).

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Watching the Mexican shrek post like a fucking hawk. Hand on the revolver shaking. Sweating.

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grox

This picture makes me like close my eyes and exhale several shuddering bretathes

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auckie

You can only morally reblog and acknowledge this if you’re Latino

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They told me once that I snore like a little animal. They used to tell me that when I slept I sounded like a wretched little cat or something tucked away to die in the corner of a Costco. Nowe they don’t tell me nothing!

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