I'd like to think that cRanboo's ghost never wandered far from the house in Snowchester. He's attached to it. He can't leave, not completely. Michael will get freaked out and cry at a figure he doesn't fully recognize. Tubbo will wake at night and hear a poor weak voice outside begging to be let in, it loves you, let it in. It misses you. The snow is cold. It's so cold outside. Tubbo goes back to sleep with the pillow on his head.
i just got reminded of ppl thinking cranboo is a vegan is if they dont only eat meat. brother if anyone is a vegan it is technoblade. cranboo is a carnivore whos just enough of a pussy to not eat his majority-prey-animal friend group
pov ur 8'5" and a mob who unhinges its jaw and attacks anything that looks at it, and youre married to a sheep, and your friend is a giant pig, and your other friend is a bird, and your other friend is tommyinnit who tests you every day
cranboo at the grocery store like "what was i supposed to get? eggs, right. eggs. eggs you're supposed to get eggs. you wrote it down in your book-" and he pulls out the book and it just says 'tubbo wants eggs. do not mess up.' and he puts the eggs in his basket and then goes "shoot. we needed more than just eggs. but you were so focused on- on the eggs that you forgot to write it all down." and then he starts pacing the aisles like "what if i got milk? no. no. no we don't need that. tubbo probably got milk. he always buys the milk. the last time you bought the milk you forgot to take it out of the bags and it went bad and tubbo was mad at you. i can't hurt him again." so he just buys the eggs and gets home and tubbos like "hey sexy did you get the eggs and juice?" and ranboo starts enderwalking out of stress.
update: theres more
came out kinda messy but it fits the characters
I have so many thoughts on my headcanons of cRanboos “other half”. So to me they are not a hybrid at all. They are actually fully enderian. (specifically the End subspecies of enderman) What gives them that half and half look and what makes Ranboo believe they are a hybrid is the fact that they are actually a genetic chimera. A chimera is when parts of the body are genetically different than other parts. It’s typically caused by a set of twins fusing together early on in utero. Sometimes it’s just small parts like your hand could have the dna of your once twin but sometimes it could be massive parts of your body. It also depends on whether or not the twins are fraternal or identical. Chimerism isn’t usually detected in identical twins without genetic testing on multiple parts of the body. It’s the fusion of fraternal twins that give the visible differences. So Ranboo was once a set of fraternal twins. One being a normal enderman and the other had albinism, they fused bilaterally and that’s what gives them that half and half look. This is also they reason they have two circulatory systems and why their pearl is deformed (my reason is to why they cannot teleport). Their different colored eyes are also caused by this. However the abnormal colors from the typical enderman is caused by one of their parents holding farlander enderman dna. Which is an entire different topic for me to talk about another day.
I fucking adore L'Manberg cabinet era
All these relationships between this unorganized group of people, pulling the blanket of power over themselves (Q), the psychological consequences of war and becoming president in the blink of an eye
MINUTES MAN RANBOO
I just wish more was done with that
Like
There so much potential aaaahhh