Sometimes I remind myself that both Dan and Phil will get more mature and leave YouTube. They won’t be attending SiTC or Playlist Live anymore. Their jobs are as radio show hosts. They’ll find a girl who they think is best for them and get married, move into separate houses, have a family and be happy. I just hope they’ll think of YouTube and who they were, AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire before they take their last breath.
i think r/BenignExistence is my favorite subreddit 🥲 i love these pleasant little glimpses into strangers' lives
Well played, Beverly.
D.W. Winnicott
Mouse Armor by Jeff De Boer
I love his stated intention behind these projects, ‘Confuse historians’.
THINGS I'D DO IF I HAD A PENIS (UPDATED):
- GET IT STUCK IN THE VCR
- UPLOAD PICS OF IT TO CHESS.COM
- PEE POEMS INTO THE FRESHLY FALLEN SNOW IN BEAUTIFUL LOOPING CURSIVE
- SEE IF ME AND SOMEBODY ELSE WITH A PENIS CAN USE OUR BONERS AS DOWSING RODS TO LOCATE BODIES OF WATER (WILL HAVE TO PAINFULLY BREAK OUR BONERS INTO L SHAPES)
- SEE IF I AM INTO HAVING MY BONER PAINFULLY BROKEN INTO AN L SHAPE (SEXUALLY)
is it unpopular to say that fertile soil is kinda hot? like earths long dick. yes im talking about crust penetration. geologist style
A series of events:
1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet
2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday
3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer
4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk
5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form
6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work
7.
Happy 2 year anniversary to the post that my old boss allegedly now has framed in his office, next to the recovered photo of his children.
