Pretentious

everything sexual nowadays. can we just sit down and laugh?

bigger version if anyone wanted to zoom :]

Girls with glasses and big asses 😍

i’m going to heal from this and someday i’ll live in an apartment with a sunlit kitchen in a city i love and my best friends around the corner

Sometimes you’ve just got to accept that some things are never going to work out the way you want them to. Pick yourself up and keep rolling along through life. Let the past live in the past. Clear out the storage of your brain and make room for new, better, warmer memories. Be kind to yourself in instances of heartache and pain. You’ll make it out alive.

she should repost it during the trial

got a major pest problem this year actually

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

we do not give women enough credit for our emotional resilience. men often think they’re superior for being physically stronger but they legit will start shooting random people or crashing cars when they get too stressed meanwhile the caricature of a teenage girl has been raped at least once and is more worried about looking fat than harming anyone. our stress makes us physically ill and we aren’t even enacting random violence. maybe we should start doing that and we’d get less autoimmune diseases. im just spitballing here

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

hate to admit that finding out people I have never seen before have me blocked does piss me off a bit. so that’s what we’re doing huh. just so you know in my next life I will find your blog first and block you super fast. you’ll never see it coming. and fuck you

Seducing death... strategy or folly?

god, your worst warrior needs money