I can never leave Tumblr because after years of sporadic therapy utterly failed to even approach the core of my problem some random tumblr user was like “I processed my trauma by writing a 10,000 word work of filthy fanfic erotica” and I was like “fuck it I’ve tried everything else” and now I’m 17 chapters and 20,000 words deep into an unpublishable work of obscenity and after careful literary analysis with one of the Beloved Mutuals I have come to some Terrible Revelations about my childhood and may now continue the process of Healing. Where else am I supposed to get this kind of experience. Who does this. Why are we like this. I’m never leaving. I love y’all.

being mutuals isn’t enough we need to eat breakfast in the garden together

There's no April fools joke from staff because the joke is this website still exists. We're all the April Fool

we should mishapocalypse to remind them what's what

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Thank youu @ameliafromafairytale for the tag!!

I was tagged to list 5 items in my bedroom and let y'all vote what you'd steal :0

Tagging 💟 @dykexenomorph @lunarzomb @erodingsinner @filwmmd @mirrorcowby @baked-potatoes-rule @haydenbites @postmorteum @detnylaharper @paris-roubaix and anyone else who wants to join in 🤸🏼‍♀️

Ty for the tag @whodoesnataliehave 💕

Npt : @orangecatsmissingbraincell @postmorteum @hellhouse-of-horrors @mercedesrollinballer @jollyreginaldrancher @kangarooqueen

oh how fun! (i took the knife but i’m looking close at that guitar, @baked-potatoes-rule…)

tagging my love @totallynotobsessedwithfandoms

and moots! @jackiespurnell @orangecatsmissingbraincell @cowbeetles @750mgs @miss3d-messages @natsaint @literally-regulus-black and everyone else im sorry i forgor <3

thanks darling @hellhouse-of-horrors! I’m stealing your jellyfish, thank you very much :D

aaahhhh I have like one mutual lmfao @rusted-fairy-wings did you get that kai plushie because if you did I’m stealing it

Floating bookshelves are mine! Ty for tagging

Sorry to disappoint but i did not buy him so he cannot be stolen </3

No pressure tags: @strelitzia-mystery1097 @ani-is-my-username @rooftop-robins @jasperatedd @kindaasrikal @skierisa @hellsballz @chebyshevptera @lionessprince @ket4jet @dropletsofraine

ohhh that kai keychain is coming home with me ❤️ he’ll do nicely right next to my lego batman keychain , thank you rust!

ouuhhh tags ! if u guys want in :)

@doliminuz @jammahanna @jalluzas-ferney @hellsballz

TYSM FOR THE TAGS GUYS<3 from Rust i will def be stealing kais keychain, i love them so so much... and from you yanma is def the vase with lego flowers! i love both flowers and lego and i have a big problem with both of these haha

no pressure tagz<3 @kindaasrikal @geoxstxrs @jalluzas-ferney

GOT TAGGED TWICE :D

From Rust I’m stealing the littlest pet shop collection i loved those things, and from Hellz I’m stealing their sketchbooks, i love seeing peoples old drawings. Also yanma both me and you have a vase of lego flowers omg.

Anddd the no pressure tags!:

@skierisa @jasperatedd @thats-a-mushroom

Okay okay y'all get to steal crap now? Sure

Tagging @messingwithmoony because they'll pass it on for me 😂

Also anyone who sees this, you've also been tagged!!!!! Feel obligated to do this!!!! /j

PENCIL CEAYONS WE CAB DRAWWWWW

@charliecow @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @adharathestara @bradleysass @dog-starr @dandelionflowery @estellethewriter @grand-chapstick-stan-account @hawthornewhore @hedgehog-troops @hyacinthstars @inlovewithmyhyperfixations @jam-pots @lupinlovesrugby @lady-st4rdustt @luckygreeenbloggsss @neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies @nonbinary-potatoes @pandaffodil @sittininatincan @serendipitousstar @tsukiko31 @the-shrooms-library @thelonelieststar @thepart-timepoetsdepartment

And anyone else!!

Taking the duvet

Anyway

@moonandstarshangoutinbars @sharksandwaffles @ihavenothingoops @sunsstars @clodyghost @zsrntyouil @yourlocalbadgerscales @yournormalidiot @willyoubemydarling @uhhlifeig @the-moon-and-stars-4ever @takemetoterrasenpls @i-just-need-a-book-please @promisesbutnevertokeep @aelia-posts @starkayezer @d00zy @narniasclosetvoltron @faeriesandfables and anyone else :)

Yippee frogss!!

@butter-is-bored @capn-atlas @d00zy @narniasclosetvoltron @adogcalledbooster @gh0stcvlt

what are you stealing from my room?

I probably have really cool things in here, but it’s messy so this is all I can think of. A bug just fell out of my hair while I was writing this, oh my god. Oh fuck. Aghhhh!

@goat5668 @cryptidcaper @cool-lesbian-is-here @kakebezi4 @frankiefridayyy @twisterino10 @racoonthenecromancer @exclus1v310s3r @unfortunatelyshortpeasent @shark-tranny @rainy-weather-supremacy @ilovewomen—8 @cactus-with-boobs @starz-rambles @autisticrodent @thesillytransgirlnova @yothisiscrazy14 @narniasclosetvoltron @d00zy @mildlybizzarecorvid @patrik6090 @spaghettihell @thewizard slime @sevsalio @b1tch-b1nary @thepiedcurrawong @cherriesherry @the-eclipse-is-in-me @horrid-ace @theasexualagent @wizegirl42 @sashathegirl @locothewolf @starving-marauder-lover @emmidemi @sharksandwaffles @sanrioinhaler @saltywastelandjase @luckylucasluke18880 @seaweedbrain12 @faeriesandfabels @clarisse-owo @caffeine-pup @disgruntledpoptart @mushroomblazethecat @onyx-di-angelo @deadskincellsonyourpillow @g0od-luck-macabr3-sh0ck-to0 @imqueer1209

@blizzardtheartisticfox @woefulstar @candle5000 @thedamsolangelofan @littlejumpingjoan @wintrsoul @plutos-only-inhabitant @athenaspetsnek @agreentealeaf @shroombloom95 @ovloppy @lowkey-mynx @mairon-goth-minion @blackbrother2508 @aceofspades42

The art supplies are mine!

Tagging:

@part-time-zombie @taco-bee @very-uncorrect @elderana @thatonepointbraincell @thelittlestshireling @scarecloud69 @virgil-is-verge @gavotte-paradisio @lebagelgirl @lebagelboy @britt-ish123 @cookie187 @ anyone else

tagging @moss-sprout @ajdrawsig @i-bit-the-dust-it-was-yummy @new-zee-land @mae-flowers101 and anyone else who wants to join! <3

tagging @rainy-sel @tina-mairin-goldstein @thesunoficaruss and anyone else who would like to chime in!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Tomorrow is March 28th

boyfriends who hate your friends should be shot on sight in the national interest. friends who hate your boyfriend are a necessary part of the ecosystem. this is called symbiosis

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

I’ll do it because in this day and age it doesn’t seem too far fetched to think a golden potato may be our only hope

9-1-1 2.04: Stuck 8.11: Holy Mother of God

denial4denial now on abc

genuinely do NOT want the world to see me because i don’t think that they’d understand

yeah so Buck what was that about checking hot guys as-

so, little vent under the cut

me and the bestie celebrating the ides of march

I know this whole thing between us has been messy and hard, and both of us could have handled it a little bit better.