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Merlin - Mulan both start with an M, right?

I had a vision today while listening to 'I'll make a man out of you'.

You know that scene where Chang takes his shirt of and Mulans head pops out of the line up all googly eyed?

Now imagine it Merthur!!!

Au where Merlin somehow (by accident or mistake) gets recruited into Camelots army (they are desperate) and Arthur has been tasked with whipping the new recruits into shape.

Other recruits may include: Gwain, Lancelot, Percival & Elyan!

Leon is Arthurs right hand trying to help and I imagine Agravain as the guy in the big hat criticising everyone!

Que training montage and chenanigans in line with the movie!(Don't think Merlin will be quite as successful in training as Mulan tho.. unless he cheats ofc)

Merlin gets one of his funny feelings and fake a letter from Uther that they need to meet up with the main army right now!

Magic reveal instead of gender reveal!

Mushu sized Killghara blabbing about destiny and even tinier Aithusa causing trouble?!!

The knights in drag??? (yes plz)

Just so much potential!!! 😍

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He’s not wrong, actually. This is bullshit.

*locks himself in his lab for a week*

*invents sunglasses*

Fuck yeah.

The best part about being asexual is knowing that you will never be honeypotted. I often picture myself as a mark in a James Bond movie who has information or something and Daniel Craig saunters up in his sexiest tux to seduce me and I’m just like “No thank you” no matter what he does and then he has an existential crisis and walks away in a daze then sends in Moneypenny cause maybe I just like women and I’m like “hey girl, no thanks” and send her away as well and they just never get the information. I am an immovable plot piece without even knowing it. Sorry James but I defy the tropes of your genre.

Happy International Asexuality Day to everyone except James Bond.

this is perhaps evil but I can boost my mood in almost any situation by playing a game called "what was my mom doing at this age?" like rn for instance I'm sleepy because I had a 12 hour work day + stayed up late, and my stomach hurts a little from the enormous chimichanga I smashed for dinner, and my head hurts a little bit from the fat margaritas I had with the chimichanga. and it's like hmm, okay, not optimal, but when my mom was this age she had a 2.5 year old to deal with. can you fucking imagine. can't stay in bed decadently bemoaning your overindulgences because there's a goblin in the next room that's utterly dependent on you for food and hygiene and social needs and if you drop the ball you've fucked up a perfectly good person. and I'm pretty normal so shout out to her for keeping it together but god that couldn't be me, I like fucking around way too much.

Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

Prev, how fucking dare you leave this beautiful stuff in the tags

sucks that "incel" is just like a generic insult now synonymous with "virgin" bc if people had much of an idea of what incel ideology actually entails, we could have a conversation about radical feminism being quite literally, beat for beat, incel shit for girls

radfems 🤝 incels:

like radfems also get blackpilled. they fall down pipelines into the deepest darkest extremes of their ideology, and it's increasingly harder to get these people to reengage with the world specifically because their ideology posits that the world is corrupted and divided into Us and Them, and that the ingroup's victim status is biological and innate. it's a system that lends itself naturally to doomerism and blackpilling due partially to the social isolation that comes with it. and it's equally difficult as with incels to "break through" the isolation because these people do not want help whatsoever. they have been thoroughly conditioned to see attempts at helping as Active Victimization and further proof of the rightness of their beliefs

official anti terf (and incel!) post

"Aggravaine" for one of my patrons, because she requested the real one but I wanted to draw him instead lol (I did draw the real Aggravaine at the end, so whatever).

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Jaskier: Penetrating gays? Well Cirilla, it seems its time for your sex education lessons.

Not from you!

I love when two characters are both a little fucked in the head actually, I think they should have sex about it

I found where we are going for our honeymoon

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Geralt no please I love you but you will be to distracted

From what? Enjoying the one vacation I'll ever be able to justify to my family? Look we'll stay at a mcmenamins and drive to the beach for a couple days, ya know go to the coast like you wanted

The point of the coast is for romanticism not you getting distracted by tiny horses

They aren't at the coast, that part would be all about what you want to do, except sex on the beach, and free cheese. Which I think we both could agree is an additional selling point for you

Well when you put it like that....

Plus I know a guy who knows a guy who works at the cheese factory, and I'm willing to be social enough to ask if we can get a private tour. I do know if we don't get the tour we will at least get cheese coupons, and they have fresh cheese curds and cie cream you can get after the tour

Oh fuck yes

@0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult @catscraftsandcommentary @fandom-junk-drawer @random-apollo-child @thequeeninyellowlace @awitcheress

By some girls you mean you?

I plead the fifth

Rando townsperson: --and FUCK WITCHERS, too!

Jaskier: I'M TRYING, DAMNIT

Geralt: ...what?

(Aiden, appearing from nowhere: I volunteer as tribute!)

(lambert, grabbing his idiot: no you don’t)

Aiden: Not WITHOUT you, OBVIOUSLY. Besides, he's the guy that wrote all those songs that made your brother famous - think of what he could write about US!

lambert would play along to piss off geralt but i think he’d still be jealous for a while until he realizes jaskier is about as geralt-focused as they come

like will he flirt with them? 100%

is he still painfully in love with geralt to the point where lambert eventually is not concerned? also yes

Arthur, King in Camelot: This is Merlin. He's kinda like my pet. I got him from the country so he doesn't really know how anything works but he's great for a laugh and if you need someone to commit light treason.

Merlin, The Embodiment of Magic: This is Arthur. He's kinda like my pet. He's a little well bred so hes prissy and a little particular BUT we've won Best In Show for Camelot's Crown five years running so