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self-sustaining kenway crisis

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charlotte // she/they // 30s // usa. sometimes i make graphics and write fanfic. tracking #alethiometry. icon image courtesy of the lovely amisthiosintraining

You seat a table of three for breakfast and the woman says hmm yes I will have a loaded waffle tower please and you say ma'am that's a children's item and she says so and you say okay fine and the man who brought a whole laptop in says ah, I will have what the lady is having and an orange soda and you say for breakfast and he says of course and then the guy who is clearly a criminal says what kind of bread do you use for your French toast and you say ... White and he says can I sub brioche and you say we don't have brioche and he sighs and says I'll get the rooty tooty... Whatever the cowboy omelette and the other two start razzing him about being a cowboy and when you come to check up on them the woman is playing airplane with the loaded waffle tower trying to get the criminal to eat it and they tip $200 and your watch has been replaced with a better watch

oh by the way, in Danish, "fag" means "subject" and "slut" means "end" so on library shelves you will see "fag slut" to note where the break in book topics is

pronounced fay' sloot

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Just finished Will of the Many and yes I loved it and yes I'm baffled and confused and waiting on the edge of my seat for the next one

But I have to say my absolute favorite part was when this kid Confidently said "I used to climb cliffs back home and they were super steep and scary i can EASILY scale this wall" and then proceeded to IMMEDIATELY fall out of Ulcsicor's window

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