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So I have a surprise bill for my car that's a real squeeze on my finances right now; if anyone can spare anything to help out I'd really appreciate it.
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#obsessed with the way she describes jeff
I'm going in for surgery next week (which means no income from streaming or voice over while I recover), my car's battery is dead and needs to be replaced, and paying my taxes have completely drained my bank account!
If any of y'all could help me out, I'd really appreciate it! P@yPal: Paypal.me/kdinj Ca$hApp: $KdinJ Kofi: ko-fi.com/kdinjenzen
once again a promising erotic story ruins the sexiness by concentrating on sex, the least sexy part of sex.
It's a funny joke but thinking about it, I've read several stories that were "here at $PLACE, sex is forbidden" and they were often very sexy.
I'm going in for surgery next week (which means no income from streaming or voice over while I recover), my car's battery is dead and needs to be replaced, and paying my taxes have completely drained my bank account!
If any of y'all could help me out, I'd really appreciate it! P@yPal: Paypal.me/kdinj Ca$hApp: $KdinJ Kofi: ko-fi.com/kdinjenzen
trans women: ugh i'm so tired of being seen as a disgusting worthless sex object
50% of people: aww don't worry i see you as a desireable sex object <3
other 50% of people: i just combed through your social media account and found out you have expressed sexuality several times before, even as recently as just last week. if you're not gonna be perfectly chaste and completely repress this emotion that most people have then you can't expect people not to see you as a sex object. you basically are one anyways
ooomg do you remember me we were created in the same unethical lab! yeah i was like 2 green tubes down from you! i knew you looked familiar
love when theres a character whose entire existence is spoiler tagged by default. go behind the curtain boy
First up, all new chapters are posted first on my Patreon! You get access to new chapters of The Sisters of Dorley two weeks before they are available for free, and you get new chapters of my other stories months before they become available to buy anywhere else!
As for my books...
What if the only way to fix toxic masculinity were to erase it entirely?
Mark Vogel is like the older brother Stefan never had, but one day he disappears without a trace. A year later, after encountering a woman who looks near-identical to Mark, Stefan becomes obsessed. He finds that dozens of young men have disappeared over the years, many of them students at the Royal College of Saint Almsworth, and most of them troubled or unruly. Why are students going missing? Who are these women who bear striking resemblances to them? And what is their connection to the selective student accommodation on the edge of campus, Dorley Hall?
Stefan starts studying at Saint Almsworth for one reason and one reason only: to find out exactly what happened to the women who live at Dorley Hall, and to get it to happen to him, too.
Welcome to Dorley Hall is available now in all bookstores! Secrets of Dorley Hall will be available later this year!
All the books listed below can be bought as EPUB files directly from itch.io, and on Kindle and paperback from Amazon!
Max is a gymnast who can no longer pursue his passion. Taylor is a cheerleader with passion to spare.
A brutal attack put an end to Maxwell Giordano’s gymnastics career and ruined his junior year. So he and his family moved across the country for a fresh start, and now all he wants is to keep his head down and graduate in peace with the rest of the class of 2004.
Taylor Scott made cheer captain! And her greatest dream is to take the squad to regionals. Maybe even nationals! Except none of the other cheerleaders share her ambition, so she’s resigned herself to another year of cheering for the worst football team in the state.
And then a new boy moves in next door, and he’s everything she’s been dreaming of! If she can just convince him to join the squad, the two of them could take it all the way. But complications loom: Taylor’s jealous boyfriend, Max’s overprotective family, and then there’s the small matter of Max’s current gender…
Book one, How to Fly, can be purchased right now! Book two, All the Way, is currently being published chapter-by-chapter on my Patreon!
Buy How to Fly at itch.io | Amazon | other stores
John and Emily are a perfectly normal couple living in near-future suburban America, with plans to attend a perfectly normal Halloween party with Emily dressed in a perfectly normal android costume. But Emily has an accident, so John steps up to take her place, and that’s where things start to go wrong. Because the hollowed-out android they bought from John’s brother is supposed to be dead, and isn’t supposed to be influencing his actions, and when the time comes to take it off, it’s supposed to let him out…
A novel of transformation, alienation, and isolation.
Content warnings for this book can be viewed on the itch.io page. It is strongly recommended that you check them before buying.
A copy of the EPUB for Kimmy is available on my Patreon!
Buy Kimmy at itch.io | Amazon | other stores
How far would you be willing to go for your best friend?
Alex is a young man in the employ of James McCain: founder of a small software company, old family friend, and the only person Alex sees with any regularity. And with a trade show coming that could make or break the company, Alex has been working harder than ever before to get everything ready, to make James proud.
But when the models they’ve booked fall ill just days before the event, someone has to step in and fill their shoes… and their outfits.
Now Alex has to decide just how far he’s willing to go — and what he’s willing to wear — for James.
A story of romance, self-discovery, and a truly embarrassing dress.
A copy of the EPUB for Show Girl is available on my Patreon!
Buy Show Girl at itch.io | Amazon | other stores
You can also find on my Patreon several stories which have been published nowhere else!
The Catch is an illustrated novel in collaboration with Emory Ahlberg, a 3D comics creator, in which we have far too much fun writing a forced-fem spin on the basic premise of Fifty Shades. This novel is complete, and all chapters and illustrations can be found on Patreon. It will be out as a published novel when we both have the time to make it happen.
Regarding the Weapon is a short story about feminisation. That’s it. That’s the whole deal.
Life and (the Little) Death is a retelling of my novel Show Girl where James is now Jess, and Alex is just as thirsty for her. It is about half complete.
You can also find my fanfiction — mostly Homestuck; sorry — on AO3! And the first drafts of The Sisters of Dorley, Show Girl and a very cool story about a trans lesbian vampire, Glow Worm, are there too!
when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character