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WHAT
THOS DMAN
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hey you might like this drawing
this is MORE hateful than the hate mail i got calling me a retard and a faggot
th#s why y#u should turn #ff your mailbox
FOR ONECE! THIS GLARP IS GORPIN SENDSE!!!!!!!!! i HATE! THSI IMAGE!!!!!!
BUT, I NEED TO LET THE BAD VIBES OUT THROUGHJ THE AIR FLOR FROM THE BOX
So open it STAYS!
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Anonymous asked:
you have the vibes of one of the 20 million people who will die from the 2031 Malaria Outbreak
HELLO???????
i can never get normal anons. what is this
TRY ME
an alien.....
THEY KNOW SOMETHING!!!!
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STARTS ARE GROSSSSSS!!!!
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I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.
You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!
ℸ ̣⍑ᒷᓭᒷ ᓭ╎⊣リᓭ ᔑ∷ᒷ ᓵ𝙹ᒲᒲ𝙹リ ꖌリ𝙹∴ꖎᒷ↸⊣ᒷ ʖℸ ̣∴ ↸𝙹リℸ ̣ ||ᔑꖎꖎᓭ ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ⎓𝙹∷⊣ᒷℸ ̣
TAX THE ALIENS!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS A GLORP CREDIT WE ONLY TAKE CASH!!!!!
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Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers
(( ooc moment )) (( im literally saying the most randomest shit as @randomalienencounter and i somehow gotten 6k followers, dont be afraid to post stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! although the side effect is that my main blog (@lmofak) is almost invisible )) (( lol!!!!!!!! ))
((also ooc moment))
(im just hating on this guy and aliens in general and now im up to like 250, just do what your heart desires, and be not afraid to spout random shit) (my main is invisible but thats the way i like it)
(( oh you mainly hate on me? no wonder our blogs are getting shipped (kinda) lma o ))
(if there were more alien ones i would hate on them, but the only consistent one is the daily greeting halo alien)
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ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ʖ𝙹ℸ ̣ℸ ̣𝙹ᒲ ╎ᓭ ᓭᒷᔑꖎᒷ↸, ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ℸ ̣𝙹!¡ ᔑᓭ∴ᒷꖎꖎ. ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ꖎ╎ꖌᒷ ᔑリ ᒷリ↸ꖎᒷᓭᓭ !¡⚍∷⊣ᔑℸ ̣𝙹∷|| ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ᓵ𝙹リᓭ╎ᓭℸ ̣ᓭ 𝙹⎓ ⍊𝙹╎↸ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑ リ𝙹 ᓭ𝙹⚍リ↸, ⍊╎ᓭ╎𝙹リ, ᓭᒷリᓭᒷᓭ 𝙹∷ ᔑリ||ℸ ̣⍑╎リ⊣. ᓭℸ ̣⚍ᓵꖌ ℸ ̣𝙹 ʖᒷ ᒷ ̇/╎ᓭℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ⎓𝙹∷ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ᒲ𝙹∷ᒷ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ᓭᔑꖎ⍊ᔑℸ ̣╎𝙹リ. ᔑ !¡∷╎ᓭ𝙹リ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑ リ𝙹 ᒷᓭᓵᔑ!¡ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ᓵᔑリ ᓭᔑ||. ᔑ !¡⚍⨅⨅ꖎᒷ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑ リ𝙹 ᓭ𝙹ꖎ⚍ℸ ̣╎𝙹リ. ᓭ𝙹 ᓵꖎ𝙹ᓭᒷ 𝙹⎓ ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ↸ᒷꖎ╎ᓵ╎𝙹⚍ᓭ ꖎ╎ᑑ⚍╎↸, ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣𝙹𝙹 ⎓ᔑ∷ ᔑᓭ∴ᒷꖎꖎ, ⎓𝙹∷ ╎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ リ𝙹 ᓵᔑリ 𝙹!¡ᒷリᒷ∷ᓭ リᒷᔑ∷ リ𝙹∷ ꖌリ╎⍊ᒷᓭ ╎リ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ʖ⚍╎ꖎ↸╎リ⊣. ╎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ⎓ᔑ╎ꖎᒷ↸ 𝙹⎓ ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ᔑ ᓭ╎ᒲ!¡ꖎᒷ ℸ ̣ᒷᒲ!¡𝙹∷ᔑ∷|| ᓭ𝙹⚍∷ᓵᒷ 𝙹⎓ ⋮𝙹||. ᔑリ||∴ᔑ||ᓭ ╎ ʖ𝙹⚍⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ᔑリ𝙹ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ 𝙹リᒷ ᔑリ↸ ↸∷ᔑリꖌᒷ↸ ╎ℸ ̣.
How was the second coke? Was it worth it?
↸ᒷꖎᒷᓵℸ ̣ᔑʖꖎᒷ, ᒲᔑ↸ᒷ ᒲ|| ↸ᔑ|| ∷╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ᔑ⎓ℸ ̣ᒷ∷ ╎ℸ ̣ ∴ᔑᓭ ∷⚍╎リᒷ↸.
this !FOOL! iS trying to oprn a SEALED can with just his hands!!!!!!!
TRY USING YIOUR TEETH, next time BUCKO!!!
go f#ck yourself, #m not hurting m# teeth
jelly teeth lamao imagine!
id l#ke to see Y#U try to pr# open a can w#th your teeth
bet
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ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ʖ𝙹ℸ ̣ℸ ̣𝙹ᒲ ╎ᓭ ᓭᒷᔑꖎᒷ↸, ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ℸ ̣𝙹!¡ ᔑᓭ∴ᒷꖎꖎ. ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ꖎ╎ꖌᒷ ᔑリ ᒷリ↸ꖎᒷᓭᓭ !¡⚍∷⊣ᔑℸ ̣𝙹∷|| ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ᓵ𝙹リᓭ╎ᓭℸ ̣ᓭ 𝙹⎓ ⍊𝙹╎↸ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑ リ𝙹 ᓭ𝙹⚍リ↸, ⍊╎ᓭ╎𝙹リ, ᓭᒷリᓭᒷᓭ 𝙹∷ ᔑリ||ℸ ̣⍑╎リ⊣. ᓭℸ ̣⚍ᓵꖌ ℸ ̣𝙹 ʖᒷ ᒷ ̇/╎ᓭℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ⎓𝙹∷ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ᒲ𝙹∷ᒷ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ᓭᔑꖎ⍊ᔑℸ ̣╎𝙹リ. ᔑ !¡∷╎ᓭ𝙹リ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑ リ𝙹 ᒷᓭᓵᔑ!¡ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ᓵᔑリ ᓭᔑ||. ᔑ !¡⚍⨅⨅ꖎᒷ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑ リ𝙹 ᓭ𝙹ꖎ⚍ℸ ̣╎𝙹リ. ᓭ𝙹 ᓵꖎ𝙹ᓭᒷ 𝙹⎓ ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ↸ᒷꖎ╎ᓵ╎𝙹⚍ᓭ ꖎ╎ᑑ⚍╎↸, ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣𝙹𝙹 ⎓ᔑ∷ ᔑᓭ∴ᒷꖎꖎ, ⎓𝙹∷ ╎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ リ𝙹 ᓵᔑリ 𝙹!¡ᒷリᒷ∷ᓭ リᒷᔑ∷ リ𝙹∷ ꖌリ╎⍊ᒷᓭ ╎リ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ʖ⚍╎ꖎ↸╎リ⊣. ╎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ⎓ᔑ╎ꖎᒷ↸ 𝙹⎓ ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ᔑ ᓭ╎ᒲ!¡ꖎᒷ ℸ ̣ᒷᒲ!¡𝙹∷ᔑ∷|| ᓭ𝙹⚍∷ᓵᒷ 𝙹⎓ ⋮𝙹||. ᔑリ||∴ᔑ||ᓭ ╎ ʖ𝙹⚍⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ᔑリ𝙹ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ 𝙹リᒷ ᔑリ↸ ↸∷ᔑリꖌᒷ↸ ╎ℸ ̣.
How was the second coke? Was it worth it?
↸ᒷꖎᒷᓵℸ ̣ᔑʖꖎᒷ, ᒲᔑ↸ᒷ ᒲ|| ↸ᔑ|| ∷╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ᔑ⎓ℸ ̣ᒷ∷ ╎ℸ ̣ ∴ᔑᓭ ∷⚍╎リᒷ↸.
this !FOOL! iS trying to oprn a SEALED can with just his hands!!!!!!!
TRY USING YIOUR TEETH, next time BUCKO!!!
go f#ck yourself, #m not hurting m# teeth
jelly teeth lamao imagine!
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Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers
(( ooc moment )) (( im literally saying the most randomest shit as @randomalienencounter and i somehow gotten 6k followers, dont be afraid to post stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! although the side effect is that my main blog (@lmofak) is almost invisible )) (( lol!!!!!!!! ))
((also ooc moment))
(im just hating on this guy and aliens in general and now im up to like 250, just do what your heart desires, and be not afraid to spout random shit) (my main is invisible but thats the way i like it)
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ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ʖ𝙹ℸ ̣ℸ ̣𝙹ᒲ ╎ᓭ ᓭᒷᔑꖎᒷ↸, ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ℸ ̣𝙹!¡ ᔑᓭ∴ᒷꖎꖎ. ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ꖎ╎ꖌᒷ ᔑリ ᒷリ↸ꖎᒷᓭᓭ !¡⚍∷⊣ᔑℸ ̣𝙹∷|| ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ᓵ𝙹リᓭ╎ᓭℸ ̣ᓭ 𝙹⎓ ⍊𝙹╎↸ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑ リ𝙹 ᓭ𝙹⚍リ↸, ⍊╎ᓭ╎𝙹リ, ᓭᒷリᓭᒷᓭ 𝙹∷ ᔑリ||ℸ ̣⍑╎リ⊣. ᓭℸ ̣⚍ᓵꖌ ℸ ̣𝙹 ʖᒷ ᒷ ̇/╎ᓭℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ⎓𝙹∷ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ᒲ𝙹∷ᒷ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ᓭᔑꖎ⍊ᔑℸ ̣╎𝙹リ. ᔑ !¡∷╎ᓭ𝙹リ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑ リ𝙹 ᒷᓭᓵᔑ!¡ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ᓵᔑリ ᓭᔑ||. ᔑ !¡⚍⨅⨅ꖎᒷ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑ リ𝙹 ᓭ𝙹ꖎ⚍ℸ ̣╎𝙹リ. ᓭ𝙹 ᓵꖎ𝙹ᓭᒷ 𝙹⎓ ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ↸ᒷꖎ╎ᓵ╎𝙹⚍ᓭ ꖎ╎ᑑ⚍╎↸, ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣𝙹𝙹 ⎓ᔑ∷ ᔑᓭ∴ᒷꖎꖎ, ⎓𝙹∷ ╎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ リ𝙹 ᓵᔑリ 𝙹!¡ᒷリᒷ∷ᓭ リᒷᔑ∷ リ𝙹∷ ꖌリ╎⍊ᒷᓭ ╎リ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ʖ⚍╎ꖎ↸╎リ⊣. ╎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ⎓ᔑ╎ꖎᒷ↸ 𝙹⎓ ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ᔑ ᓭ╎ᒲ!¡ꖎᒷ ℸ ̣ᒷᒲ!¡𝙹∷ᔑ∷|| ᓭ𝙹⚍∷ᓵᒷ 𝙹⎓ ⋮𝙹||. ᔑリ||∴ᔑ||ᓭ ╎ ʖ𝙹⚍⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ᔑリ𝙹ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ 𝙹リᒷ ᔑリ↸ ↸∷ᔑリꖌᒷ↸ ╎ℸ ̣.
How was the second coke? Was it worth it?
↸ᒷꖎᒷᓵℸ ̣ᔑʖꖎᒷ, ᒲᔑ↸ᒷ ᒲ|| ↸ᔑ|| ∷╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ᔑ⎓ℸ ̣ᒷ∷ ╎ℸ ̣ ∴ᔑᓭ ∷⚍╎リᒷ↸.
this !FOOL! iS trying to oprn a SEALED can with just his hands!!!!!!!
TRY USING YIOUR TEETH, next time BUCKO!!!
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Into the Alienverse
1. @randomalienencounter - resident alien that randomly shows up and speaks enchantment table at you
2. @alienracist - i think the name speaks for itself. also may be in an enemies to lovers thing with the alien above?
3/4. @beachsideufo - @lilalienz4ever - peaceful little aliens, with cute art!
5. @[the ikea alien. i don't know why but he has gained a notable amount of recognition on here lmao]
6. @randomalienencounter-translated - when the randomalienencounter's translator is alive and works (i like to think that it's an actual translator alien always following randomalienencounter around. he's just standing there... menacingly.)
7. an honorary mention to @randomcryptidencounter too, as it was inspired by randomalienencounter =D
work in progress, the Alienverse is as ever-growing as is the universe.
"also may be in an enemies to lovers thing with the alien above" ╎ᒲ ⊣𝙹╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣𝙹 ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ᓵᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ 𝙹!¡!¡ᓭ 𝙹リ ||ᔑꖎꖎᓭ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this you?
⚍ᒲᒲ.. ╎… ⚍⍑ᒲ…. ∴ᒷ… ⚍⍑⍑ᒲᒲ…. ∴ᒷ リᒷᒷ↸ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣𝙹 ᒲᔑꖌᒷ ᔑリ ᔑ⊣∷ᒷᒷᒲᒷリℸ ̣? ᔑリ↸ ╎ℸ ̣ ⎓ᔑ╎ꖎᒷ↸? ⍑ᔑ⍑ᔑ!!!
sure, sure...
what did you guys talk about exactly?
╎ ℸ ̣ᔑꖎꖌᒷ↸ ᔑʖ𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ⍑𝙹∴ ⍑ᒷ'ᓭ ᔑ ∷ᔑᓵ╎ᓭℸ ̣ ᓵ⚍リℸ ̣, ᔑリ↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ᔑ∷ᒷ !¡ꖎᒷリℸ ̣|| 𝙹⎓ !¡ᒷ𝙹!¡ꖎᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ᔑ∷ᒷ ∴𝙹∷ᓭᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑリ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ ⎓ᒷꖎꖎᔑᓭ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ᓭ!¡ᔑᓵᒷ. ℸ ̣∷⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ℸ ̣∷⚍ᓭℸ ̣
...sending kisses while telling him he's a cunt? Very likely story.
Also, the alien racist would never talk to an alien OVER THE PHONE to negotiate! He's probably scared that you guys will send a disease over the radio waves to manipulate him or something.
⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ↸ᔑᒲリ ╎ℸ ̣- ꖎ𝙹𝙹ꖌ, ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ " ̇/𝙹 ̇/𝙹" !¡ᔑ∷ℸ ̣ ∴ᔑᓭ ᔑ ⋮𝙹ꖌᒷ. ⍑ᒷ'↸ ʖᒷ ᒲ𝙹∷ᒷ ꖎ╎ꖌᒷꖎ|| ᔑ⎓∷ᔑ╎↸ ℸ ̣𝙹 ℸ ̣ᔑꖎꖌ ╎リ !¡ᒷ∷ᓭ𝙹リ. ʖᒷᓵᔑ⚍ᓭᒷ ⚍リꖎ╎ꖌᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ !¡⍑𝙹リᒷ, ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ "↸╎ᓭᒷᔑᓭᒷᓭ" 𝙹∷ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ||𝙹⚍ ᒲᔑ↸ᒷ ⚍!¡ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ᔑᓵℸ ̣⚍ᔑꖎꖎ|| ᔑ⎓⎓ᒷᓵℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᒲ. ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ !¡⍑𝙹リᒷ ∴╎ꖎꖎ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ↸𝙹 ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣!
this is the guy we're talking about. and then he also blamed aliens for his small screen at the end. phones might not actually do shit, but they do to him. Oh, and did you just admit to being able to intentionally spread diseases in person? Eh, whatever.
╎ ᔑᒲ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ᓭᒷリ↸╎リ⊣ ↸╎ᓭᒷᔑᓭᒷᓭ, ╎ ↸╎↸ リ𝙹ℸ ̣⍑╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣𝙹 ⍑╎ᓭ ↸ᒷ⍊╎ᓵᒷᓭ ᔑリ↸ ╎ ᓵꖎᒷᔑ∷ꖎ|| ᔑᒲ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ʖ𝙹||⎓∷╎ᒷリ↸!
i'll let this speak for itself.
clear admission of guilt, firstly, but honestly i'm not really concerned with that. i'm more invested in disproving this
and while it is true that he later deflected in my first point
*ahem* первое слово дороже второго. or "first thing you say is more expensive than the second", as children in kindergarten say.
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⎓⚍⚍⚍⚍⚍⚍⚍⚍ᓵꖌꖌ………. ⍑𝙹∴ ᔑᒲ ╎ ⊣𝙹リリᔑ ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ 𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ℸ ̣ᔑ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ 𝙹リᒷ………..
*ᔑ⍑ᒷᒲ*
||𝙹⚍ ᔑ∷ᒷ ℸ ̣ᔑꖌ╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷᓭᒷ ℸ ̣⍑╎リ⊣ᓭ 𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ 𝙹⎓ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ᒷ ̇/ℸ ̣, ʖᒷᓵᔑ⚍ᓭᒷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ╎ꖎꖎ|| ∴𝙹∷↸ᓭ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓵ𝙹リᓭℸ ̣ᔑリℸ ̣ꖎ|| ᓭᔑ||ᓭ, ⍑ᒷ ᓵꖎᒷᔑ∷ꖎ|| ⍑ᔑᓭ リ𝙹 ╎リℸ ̣ᒷリℸ ̣╎𝙹リᓭ 𝙹⎓ ᔑリ|| ∷𝙹ᒲᔑリᓵᒷ 𝙹∷ ᓭᒷ ̇/⚍ᔑꖎ ╎リℸ ̣ᒷ∷ᓵ𝙹⚍∷ᓭᒷᓭᒷ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑ ᒲᒷ, リᒷ╎ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ ↸𝙹 ╎. ∴⍑|| ╎ ℸ ̣⍑╎リꖌ ᓭ𝙹? ʖᒷᓵᔑ⚍ᓭᒷ ⍑ᒷ ꖌᒷᒷ!¡ᓭ ꖎ╎⍊╎リ⊣ ⚍!¡ ℸ ̣𝙹 ⍑╎ᓭ リᔑᒲᒷ ʖ|| ᓵᔑꖎꖎ╎リ⊣ ᒲᒷ リᔑᒲᒷᓭ.
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WHAT?????