an operatic dog

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

. that is a serial killer

i would have been mutuals with him

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

I’m losing my mind

Whenever someone complains about the $80 USD sticker price on new games, some folks like to bring up the fact that many Super Nintendo cartridges were retailing for the same price way back in the 90s.

The subtext of these observations is usually that AAA game prices have been effectively static for thirty years, so really, once you take inflation into account, AAA games are cheaper than ever.

A more pointed observation would be that, in spite of those thirty years of inflation, that $80 price tag has managed to become less affordable to the average gamer in 2025 than it was in 1995, which is an indictment that reaches much further than the AAA gaming industry.

i havent stopped thinking about samurai wojak its definitely my favorite one i've ever seen down to the fact it uses my favorite face that's like "OOOOOOOOOGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

i want to give the creator of this image money. i want to print this out and frame it.

@logmore didnt you make this?

Somebody else drew the head, but i decided he looked like a samurai so i gave him a warrior's body

you're my hero

"2 people have been arrested after identifying with fake documents from the "Republic of This Guy" and carrying 3 kilos of marijuana"

congratulations basil for winning the war on drugs.

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

Chat, is this true?

because we don't want too many twitter-attitude people here, everyone rebog this with rent lowering gunshot posts please

we say faggot and death and other Mean Words™ here