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the swimming pool is in the library

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I've done things. I wrote half a book about zombies.
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ah yes, Galavant, the musical comedy fantasy show with bangers such as

"Local King Realises He Has Zero Useful Skills"

"Gay Bar Anthem About Undressing An Oblivious Straight Guy"

"The Ruling Class Sucks, How About We Poison All Of Them"

"The Most Scathing Critique Of Representative Democracy You Will Ever Come Across"

"Yelling About How You're Going To Very Sneakily Kill Your Brother"

"Pirate Shanty: Run Aground Edition"

"Disney Princess Love Interest Duet Except The Lyrics Are About How You Barely Tolerate Each Other" (twice)

and of course

"A New Season AKA Suck It Cancellation Bear" which is the actual real title of that song and cannot be improved upon through humorous description

also have I mentioned that all of these are composed by actual real Disney composer Alan Menken, of Little Shop of Horrors, Tangled, and basically the entire Disney Renaissance fame, and wow do they sound like it

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Please enjoy the musical stylings of Joshua Sasse, Timothy Omundson, Hugh Bonneville, Mallory Jansen, Vinnie Jones, Karen David, Luke Youngblood, and the rest of the gang on "A New Season AKA Suck It Cancellation Bear"

#galavant
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the slumbering castle 🏰

[image ID: On top of a hill lays a sleeping bear, upon its back is a castle. A path leads up the hill and a fox stands at it’s end. Stars hang from strings in the sky. The colors are a mix of dusky purples, blues, and oranges. ]

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Crooked Ties and Convenient Excuses NurseyDex, Teen, 6k Fake/Pretend Relationship, New Year's Eve, Getting Together

“Just spit it out, Derek.” “Ugh, fine. My parents are hosting a New Year’s Eve party at the Boston branch of my dad’s firm, and I need you to be my date.” Dex squints at him for a long moment, watching a blush slightly darken the apples of Nursey’s cheeks, just above his neatly trimmed stubble. “How many people did you ask before me?” “Seven.” It’s Dex’s turn to sock him in the arm, and Nursey laughs brightly, immediately returning to his usual self with the reintroduction of their playful physicality. He dances away before Dex can hit him again. “Kidding! You were the first name that came to mind, Scout’s honor. You think anyone else would put up with my particular brand of nonsense?” “I think half of Samwell would.” “But none of them would look as cute and grumpy about it the whole time as you.”
#nurseydex#check please
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