Mood: Huddling With The Knights Of The Round Table

@caseys-breanna:

#idk why fanon interpretations of polycules are always three people like. my liege there can be as many people as possible#eliot/maria doesn't take away from ot3#in fact I love how this scene impacts their bond#that eliot's partners will go to war for him be it damian Moreau or a shitty ex#i bet parker breaks into houses of eliot's non ot3 partners to leave stuff#Nana's pies if they're a good partner#baby joyrage if they've been shitty/cheated on him/just hurt him in any ways#they're together. they're a team a unit.#Eliot: *gets relationship problems outside ot3*#pardison: *OUR relationship problems (to help resolve)*#pardison aggressively and stealthily: 'and here's some fuxking care and love for you'

one time i read a book with an ambiguous ending and i was GUTTED but i was like okay i do trust the other and how kind they were to these characters. i'm going to believe things go well <3

the book effected me so deeply though and it was the author's debut novel so i was like i'm gonna send fanmail. they had no author website or public email address so the first google result under their name was their linkedin and i saw that they WORKED at the same place as me?? there were thousands of employees so it made sense i wouldn't know. it was just wild to me bc i found the book at a library in another town on the "new release" shelf so it was just a rly funny coincidence to me.

obvs i wasn't sending them fanmail on linkedin but i did find they had an author's facebook page so i sent my fanmail there as appropriate telling them why i loved the book sm. but i was like "hey no pressure but i saw on linkedin that we happen to work in the same place. would i be able to drop my book off in your mailbox to have it signed?"

well they ended up not only responding to me but inviting me to lunch!!! we talked about mostly non-book stuff and it was really fun but then i asked if i could ask a question about the books' ending and they said of course! so i only asked "will the characters be okay?" and they said yes.

so anyway that's the most roundabout way i ever made peace with the ending of a story i love.

he’s at it again

I want to see a Thai martial arts movie shot in this guy's house where everyone keeps trying to use things in the house as a weapon but it just falls apart because it's chocolate and what's supposed to be a badass fight scene degenerates into a few helpless men sliding and flailing around in a giant messy pile of smashed desserts.

I know how the scene would end. Bad guy gets up, draws a weapon, and PANG!

There's Chocolate Guy holding the one real metal pan in the room.

american maid cafe review

Get you a ratman who can do both.

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i like your concepts

it’s amazing the entire dashboard is just old things. shakespeare. arthuriana. gargantua. the epic of gilgamesh. the brothers karamazov. beowulf. wuthering heights. medieval mystics. dracula novel discourse. lawrence of arabia 1962. al pacino. die girlies auf tumblr are thriving and having a ball going about as if media stopped happening post 2010

preach!

Also idk if I need to state this publicly again but hello, Ai is my name and I'm an artist but I draw things with my hands. I'm not artificial intelligence; if anything, I'm organic stupidity.

I made a watermark 🌸

/squints

that's it, that's the organic stupidity part

eekljghgekjghekgkejh I'm pinning this

microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks

From the Wikipedia page on loons

On the hundredth day after the new year the heralds come to the doors of the city, announcing the arrival of the Golden Caravan at the farthest stop of its route ; like every year, citizens and travellers will surely gather at the western door to see it come to pass.

Encom security software. Available in personal and business packages. Removes all known malware while your pants remove themselves.

The child died of dehydration 5 seconds in.

Oh yeah, I know them, we grew up together on tumblr.com

I love Toothless so much as a disabled dragon. Literally some of the coolest dragon rep in any media ever and he's canonically disabled from almost the first moment we see him on screen. And he's a badass. And it's part of him (they don't ignore it! It's a big deal if his prosthetics aren't working properly!) and it just makes him cooler. Don't even get me started about Hiccup's prosthetics literally interlocking with Toothless's--

Best disabled representation in film ever and no one will convince me otherwise.

Fostering animals is like sticking a knife into an outlet and just hoping for the best.

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