God's Favorite Punching Bag

war is stupid i think all those army guys should just fuck each other in uniform

—hideo kojima

BOB'S BURGERS 3.01 - Ear-sy Rider

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

POOR CHIBI WEBBY

I decided it was high time I’d redraw my favourite dondaisy piece ⚓️💙

robotgirl who asks her close friends if its okay for her to vent to them before releasing a giant burst of steam

can I get some cozy au of them being single parent besties or smth.. getting coffee or going to those parent baby group things. I just want cute corny parenting jokes🥺

i love this tweet bc it’s the exact same genre of culturally tapped in unnecessary haterism i also peddle in

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[video description: a video of a baby fox playing in a graveyard. end description.]

its okay babe i know things are pretty bad but one day a baby fox will frolick over our bones. the rubble, the decay, the decline....it will all be beautiful again

You can eat a cucumber slice. You can think about poetry, or Silent Hill. You can be in love.

I think that's it.

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts