women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life
people weren’t designed to do anything because they weren’t designed at all. Hope this helps 🤩
🟢👑 The Green Siblings 👑🟢
(daeron is so tan bc he actually goes outside in Oldtown ahshdjfk the other three, we cannot say for sure.✋😔)
not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat
UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU
[Transcript:]
Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)
Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]
Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…
Person holding camera: I love you.
Cat: [hisses]
This often happens with feral cats! Meowing into adulthood is something cats learn for interacting with humans. If they don’t know any humans until they’re already adults, they just make whatever noises spring to their throat and you get… *gestures*
the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older
The second worst part is, once you get older, you find yourself saying "you'll understand when you're older" with Full Comprehension of how fucking annoying you're being right now, but also knowing that it's all you can say.
this is so funny. imagine being loren and overhearing that.
visenya seeing the rock for the first time: holy hell i’m glad those chumps decided to meet us in open battle. no way we’d have been able to burn them out of that fucking thing lmao
loren:
Rereading asoiaf and the way Lysa waits for everyone to leave before yelling at Cat is so so real and funny I love them
Imagining a socialist utopia where I exploit the labor of women in my family by purchasing artisanal wares from them at prices that don't even cover the costs of materials let alone compensate their labor.
If you ask your cousin to make you a baby blanket by hand for $20, she should cook and eat you.
have you heard of this spray that makes you see hair on your face that is otherwise invisible so you can shave it with a dull plastic razor that comes in a 20 pack which will be on this planet for hundreds of years??? buy. have you heard of this single use sheet masks that does nothing different than a normal mask and you have to wear it overnight (it will come off) and on flights (you look crazy)??? buy. have you heard of this camera that makes you see your greasy scalp (normal) and dead skin (also normal) up close so you can purchase a treatment for hundreds of dollars and/or exfoliating scrub containing particles that are going down your drain and straight into the sea???? buy. have you heard of this special plastic gadget that
its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little
Unfortunately this is an answer that would have you fail 3rd grade state standard us history and geography test. Maryland is Southern AND Mid-Atlantic because of its strong mercantile and cultural ties to the middle colonies but historical practice of plantation slavery which ties it to the South. It is not New England, which was historically characterized by Puritanism and full industrialization. After the Civil War, parts of the upper south such as Maryland, Delaware, and arguably Northern Virginia a century later culturally identify much more with the midatlantic than the South. Famous Marylanders include Frederick Douglass, Harriet Tubman, and Thurgood Marshall.
