look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

whatever. go my scallops

‘Homo sum’ in Latin: ‘I am a human being’

‘Homo sum’ in Polish:

reblogging because this post has been released from horny jail after 6 years (the review took 3 minutes i just never bothered to appeal before today)

Friend entering group chat: Hey guys

Other friend: My pet stag beetle just did a sick flip

First guy: Sick

Other guy: Sick

Guy that makes everything about TMBG: This is just like Insect Hospital by They Might Be Giants

Friend that's stuck in a time loop: TMBG guy deviated last loop

Official Time Loop Post

For anyone wondering, Blockhead and conehead are terms used to describe the skull shape of golden retrievers. This baby is a blockhead but to anyone unfamiliar, it sounds like the reddit op is asking if this puppy is going to be an idiot.

Goldens have two main head types, Block and Cone (sometimes called slender but I digress). Blockheads have the big blocky heads and coneheads are more pointy. Two examples below.

As far as I'm aware, its just an aesthetic thing and has no impact on their health.

TLDR: your mama so blockhead she minecraft steve

Eh I reblogged this on my personal but it belongs here too. I think our current golden (Henry) is a blockhead but our previous (Charles) was a very subtle conehead.

a quick zine about old console repairs

When the corporate customer service quiz has this as a question:

And you have to decide if you want to pass the course or be true to your heart.

every day in america

nuthatch doing nuthatch things

lets all give it up for the telephone dialpad

“Why would you want to make a game for the original Nintendo?? No one is going to buy that”

Jokes on you! I sold 1 copy!!!

LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL GRAPH! THATS A SALE BAAAABY

^Me rn

Holy shit yall. I just woke up to 21 sales! The game has officially recouped the cost of all the software I used to make it!!! IM PROFITABLE?!

...What's the game, how did you make it, and how are you selling it?

It’s called Undercover Shot! It’s a 2 player social deduction game for the original Nintendo Entertainment System!

I’m taking pre orders for physical copies here https://www.homebrew-factory.com/home/138-undercover-shot.html

And selling digital ROM versions for a dollar here: https://pirateprincessjess.itch.io/undercover-shot-nes

A week ago I was losing my mind over 1 sale, now I’ve sold 81 digital copies and 52 physical ones.

Over 100 people bought my game!!!!????? This is mind blowing. I don’t even know how to process this. I am so grateful. I would not have sold nearly this many without yall sharing this post as much as you did. I love you all so much. Thank you for making this happen. You all made my childhood dream come true in a bigger way than I thought possible.

Achievement Unlocked:

NEStseller

Sell a new title for the fucking Nintendo Family Computer in the year 2025 AD.

we can finally reveal the truth

you could never make me spend 80 dollars on a video game honestly

450 for a console is a price id be willing to put savings towards to get eventually in theory. but if the games are gonna be 80 dollars i just dont think its worth it. nintendos unparalleled levels of greed on display have turned me off beyond belief. pay money to play enhanced versions of games you already own on the new console. pay 70 for a digital game and 10 dollars more for physical. pay 80 for this digital game code so you can download the game. spend money on the tech demo. like be so fr right now

dont really know how to say it but both these bitches wore their shirts backwards

Every time i see this post i go into the notes just to make a visit to my good friend, this comment

i love when people point out typos i make and i get to show them the phone screen im rockin with

my toy it has every disease

in honor of me finally getting a new phone in a few days i have decided to make this rebloggable again

here it is now btw

So, uhh, heyy