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internet Old, generally unheimlich. art is at @unknownbinaries, occult nonsense over at @thestarrywisdom, this thing is mostly others' art & neat shit

Yall the point is that sex toys need to be in a sex store not a pharmacy. Also five year olds these days can in fact read, three year olds these days can read I work in a daycare I have seen it. And why would there be a sex toy AISLE in a PHARMACY in a DRUG STORE?? I’m so??? Sex toys don’t belong in drug stores.

I grew up in pennsylvania, which has pretty stringent liquor laws, so it was absolutely wild to me the first time I walked into a grocery store in california and they had ALCOHOL. RIGHT THERE. NEXT TO THE FOOD. I was shooketh, may I tell you! Alcohol belongs in The Alcohol Store! Why would you treat it as something you can just... purchase! With money and an ID! RIGHT THERE IN PUBLIC! How was anyone not worried that kids might... reach out and TOUCH a bottle!!

I got over it.

Anyway drugstores (in the US) also dispense birth control medications and viagra, sell tampons, antifungals, condoms, and all manner of hygiene products incl. douching kits. Makes perfect sense to me that they'd also sell sex toys. They've got everything else you'd put on your junk.

Eh, five year olds can read, but they're unlikely to be squirrelly about things unless the grown-up in question models squirrelly-ness.

Like, if I had been out shopping seven years ago, it would have gone like this.

Kiddo: For . . . her . . . peas . . . Me: It says "for her pleasure" but that's just for adults. Kiddo: Can I have a lollipop? Can we both have lollipops? I'm bored. Me: We will pick up the lollipops on our way out at the checkout. Can you tell Mama what's next on the list? Kiddo: . . . Cog soup? Me: Good guess! Cough syrup. And no, I don't know why gh says f in this particular case, letters do weird things. Let's go.

every time I visit this website I have to take into account a risk of seeing an usamerican's opinion on sex and nudity

I live in a conservative country and we have cock rings, vibrators, and lube at the pharmacy

'#anyways you sell sex toys at pharmacies b/c of the reason it says on the aisle signage right beside the toys#pharmacies are for health and wellness#and for many people sexual activity (alone or w/ a partner) is a necessary part of a fulfilling and healthy life'

since it's TDOV, have my alt-universe surgical horror-fantasy, Architects of the Flesh, now available on Itch.

contains: labour rights activism, Bad Queers, the worst most awful rich people, and really horrible scenes.

REVIEWED POSITIVELY BY @RITTERSSPORT

hot butches like my book!

can't stress enough those scenes are fucking nasty! you'll love them.

Murderbot meets ART (who knew transports could be smart enough to be MEAN)

This is such a brilliant rendering of ART "greeting" Murderbot when they first met. And Murderbot's terror, written on its face.

Thank you sm!! And on one hand i feel i go a little ham on how espressive Murderbot is, but on the other hand with how much it says "my face must have done something" and the other characters clearly react to its' nonverbal cues, i fully believe our secunit is an unreliable narrator about it's own expressions 😂

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

LGBT people, I need you to know that any “pedophile execution bill” passed in the US is meant to put you, personally, to death. When the right says “groomer,” they’re talking about you. When they say “predator,” they’re talking about you. When they say “pedophile,” they’re talking about you. Any actual child sex abusers who are convicted and executed would be, to them, a happy accident, a cherry on top of a law that’s meant to exterminate anyone who deviates from the cisgender, heterosexual norm.

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