Show Me Your Teeth

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The paw on the window

My mind reals at the idea that people couldve been playing music like this 4000 years ago

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

people have been saying squidward on this all day but this is the first one that made me laugh

Please please please don't click those phishing texts

I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.

Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.

Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.

Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.

She forgot she had children

He IS the army

Negative IQ

“My harp session turned into a Disney movie”

(Source)

i am supposed to have the energy… to do stuff...?

every? day??

Had a dream where Johnny from “The Devil Went Down To Georgia” came out as a trans woman and the response was so unanimously positive it reversed nearly all of the transphobic bills in the South. She played live in Georgia to an audience of about a third of the US.

Happy late pride month to Joanie, the best that’s ever been 🏳️‍⚧️

Joanie recently changed her name to Jolene because “it’s funnier”, she says

Mike Hawk, huh

Tony Hawk being like "yeah Mike Hawk is tiny"

what is the most satisfying moment in tv history and why is it spike reading everyone to filth after he finds out that they kicked buffy out of her own house (bc she would not coddle them enough)?

buffy: had a hard day, is pissed off and walks by a pet store, decides spike needs to be punished because its his fault she had a bad day and she wants to go to him

buffy: if you wanna have sex with me youre gonna have to wear this.

spike, who just got so horny he almost blacked out after he saw the dog collar buffys holding: c-can you put it on me i cant feel my hands

S05E14 Crush Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)