Why even ask. There is scientific literature on the matter:

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace

additions

Hey late-20-somethings that are reblogging this from me feeling bad:

Please know that I reblogged this because I'm about 40 and I was laughing hysterically at this because of how much it is not true no matter how much it feels like it.

You're gonna be okay.

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Please, how do you know this?

quicksand does not have any hands

Meet Vinca, a sylvari revenant, who chose Scarlet as his legend. What could possibly go wrong?

last poll of the quarterfinals!

Gene Wilder (Bonnie and Clyde, The Producers)—Gene Wilder's first starring role was a pathetic little guy who was lured into committing crimes and panicked about it, then continued committing the same crimes in prison!

Peter Lorre (The Maltese Falcon, Arsenic and Old Lace, Casablanca)—to me he DEFINES scrungle hes the first person i think of every time the term comes up! i want to fold him up like a paper accordion and put him in my pocket. guy that spawned a million voice artists and impersonators. they made a ghost version of him for halloween cereal staple boo berry. bewitched by his nervous mania and tooth gap <3 (for the purposes of propaganda im linking a photo from his extremely short appearance in muscle beach party bc ive been obsessed w it for years and i couldnt find any video for it :/ anyway imagine youre frankie avalon spending the whole movie battling a bodybuilder faction thats taking over your beach and your girl and then you find out this fucking guy is their mastermind mystery leader and hes stronger than all the bodybuilders combined. like Huh. What.)

These are the the quarterfinals for the scrungly little guy contest. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. If you’re confused on what a scrungle is, or any of the rules of the contest, click here.

[additional submitted propaganda + scrungly videos under the cut]

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF RIGGED ASS POLL IS THIS????

Ignoring that the mod here is blatantly biased, you conveniently didn’t mention the role for which gene wilder is most famous, Willy fucking Wonka????

You also used the worst photo of gene wilder known to man wtf

hi I’m gonna block you in a second but 1) we can’t count Willy Wonka because it’s outside the period of the poll (1910-1970), 2) I use submitted photos and propaganda so you could have like…submitted some better stuff yourself at any point, and 3) we’re in the quarterfinals and somebody had to go up against Peter Lorre at some point. maybe stop screaming and send actual legit stuff to back up gene wilder instead

the old vintage studio heads need to make five bucks and have decided to adapt the children's classic The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe as fast as they can without spending a ton of money. they have returned to the casting agency staffed by YOU because you did such a stellar job casting the cult classic Dracula (and also you guys are cheap). this is still not a real mini tournament but hey I need to know.

this is just for silly times. this blog isn't super into narnia so please don't kill us if we got the lore wrong.