Gender of Chaos

She doesn’t bite... probably

It's three rat thursday

Oh god it's already begun

WAIT FOR REAL???

y'all they're right.. next Feb 29th 3🐀Thurs isn't till 2052

and there'll be another in 2080

p.s. so far they're happening in 28-year increments-- according to the pattern, the next would be in 2108. but it's... not??? 2108's February 29th falls on a Wednesday,????

the next Feb 29th 3🐀Thurs isn't till 2120-- 40 years after the last??

official Three Rat Thursday post

Multiple rats detected....on a Thursday.

THREE RAF THURSDAY :DDD

It's three rat Thursday!

@pe4ce-k33per

Happy Three Rat Thursday!

Six feels like it should be a prime number but noooooooooooooo . You just had to be divisible by three

and 2...? 3 and 2. it's an even number. how does it feel prime.

like, 9 feels prime. but it's fucking divisible by 3. what the hell. 27? oh, yeah, 3 and 9. you kidding?

but 6 is ice cubes.

121 should be prime

What the hell is 121 divisible by??

Oh. I honestly thought it would be seven.

When life gives you lemons

Just say fuck the lemons n bail

Issue. I like eating lemons and making lemonade. What do?

Guy: “So what does X mental illness feel like?”

Me: “Feels like shit, bro.”

Guy: “Hmmm. I don’t think so”

Cool so like what if I hit you with a rock. What would that feel like hypothetically

I once had a licensed professional medical doctor tell me to my face within 7 minutes of meeting me that I didn’t have depression because truly depressed people don’t use metaphors.

The metaphor I used was, “I know that all these little day to day things shouldn’t be this hard- taking a shower, eating, getting out of bed- but it feels like everything I try to do, everywhere I go, I’m dragging a king-sized mattress around with me.”

So like. I guess expanding on the idea, don’t just mean “don’t tell me it’s not bad”. I kind of also wanna say, “you asked me how it felt and I fucking told you, so maybe listen to what I say when you ask instead of picking apart how I said it or how it fits within your idea of what it might be like in theory”

that is also a simile and not a metaphor

@phoub BRUH @sternenhimmel-mond POINTED THAT OUT JUST NOW TOO

IN THE TWELVE YEARS SINCE I DIDN’T CATCH THAT

This FUCKER

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

I LOVE THAG BOOK SO MUCH THATS THE BETS STORY EVER 10/10 BETTER THAN A SOACE ODESSY BETTER THAN THE TRUEMAN SHOW BETTER THAN PACIFIC RIM BETTER THAN WHIPLASH BRTTER THAN HARRY POTTER

idk what to do for April fools so here's reversed rewrite!sonadow :)

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

the image was making me really sad so i drew the little guy being taken care of

[I.D. Graph titled "Sheephood is a spectrum". It shows a line with arrows on both ends pointing outwards. On the left side is a black adult sheep with large horns, labelled "I am designed specifically to give out concussions." On the right is a white sheep with a black face that appears to be smiling, labeled "Bweh :) (smile emoji)". End I.D.]

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

date of origin: 12th of september, 2017.

@hypermess There is absolutely no way

…oh my god

…the original

Oh my god

THE ORGINAL???!!! THIS HAPPEND ON TUMBLRR?????!?!?!??! OMFGGG?!?!?!??!?!

miku binder jefferson my beloved🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

THE VERY ONE???

oh my god

Well if this ain't relatable af

I’m every one in this

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

It’s back!

I looked this up because I had to know what it’s from. It’s a film called The Gay Deceivers (1969), and it’s about two straight men who, seeking to avoid the draft, claim to be gay, but then have to keep up the pretense when the army places them under surveillance.

The man in the red cardigan in the clip was played by Michael Greer, who was openly gay himself - unusual for the time. He actually worked closely with the director and rewrote much of the film’s dialogue to reduce the homophobia and make it more realistic. As a result it’s quite progressive for its time, having a gay character, played by a gay man, living in a happy same-sex relationship, which is more than a lot of media offers us today.

Plus the clip is delightful.

I just needed this again.

Flipping Guardian Trick-Shot

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