They’re huge??????????

That’s……a fucking WOMBAT?!?!

i thought wombats were small. That looks photoshopped!

That’s Patrick! A wombat raised since he was a joey on a wildlife park in Victoria, Aussie, he’s known as both the oldest and biggest wombat we know of!

Most wombats average around 30 to 40 inches, so fat Pat is definitely an outlier. For comparison here’s a more ‘regular’ wombat. 

dynamaxed

did not expect my fic in which abbott sprains his ankle to be made non-canon compliant by the reveal that he doesn't have an ankle

he goes to THERAPY he has a PROSTHETIC LEG he BRIBES THE DOOR DASH GUY TO BRING HIM BEER ON THE ROOF he TALKS TOO MUCH when he's worried about his buddy he LIVES FOR THE MEDICINE he can SENSE WHEN ROBBY NEEDS TO BE IRRITATED out of suicide he Will Not Talk To The Press he WILL throw hands with a cop he PREFERS WORKING NIGHTS and he's FORTY-NINE YEARS YOUNG. AND Myrna respects him. incredible

and oh yeah i forgot he CAN'T CATCH

I love when people are explaining something and they go “stay/walk with me” bc now I’m so with you we’re energetically holding hands keep going girl

Chiss Superlative Polls - Life Of The Party

You’d expect the Life of the Party to be loud. This one is both loud and strategic. They don’t just show up ... they host, they plan, and they curate. Somehow, there’s always music playing, snacks within arm’s reach, and just enough rule-bending to keep it interesting. Whether it’s a full-blown hangar bay blowout or a subtle soirée tucked behind a supply closet, they make sure everyone feels welcome, and that no one wants to leave. Presenting our charismatic chaos conductor, the one and only Life of the Party.

Remember: Once someone wins a Superlative, they are taken out of the running for the rest! Winners will be featured in Finding Home: A Chiss Ascendancy Fanzine - preorders available here!

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In Masquerade Harold suffers from the consequences of kidnapping —-> John takes everyone for a walk. Or a date: everyone may enjoy each other’s company after a long separation and a case involving a childish, annoying, self-centered teenager (Sofia).

In One Percent Bear is depressed (as it’s implied by Harold, because John doesn’t feel well. But to Harold it’s all about John and Bear, Harold’s own feelings, issues, and problems are of little importance) ——> Harold takes everyone for a walk. Or a date: Bear may play with another dog, while the boys have a chance to enjoy each other’s company after a long separation and a case involving a childish, annoying, self-centered teenager (Logan Pierce).  

POI Flashback Friday ~~ BTS, SE301, Liberty

monday tomorrow. again.

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

#can i be the guy#ill narrate SO incorrectly#theyll all learn how to talk for themselves just to shut me up (via @cirrus-grey)

i'm loving the implication that this isn't something they hired you for, but something you'd do as some sort of public service.

Person of Interest | 1x07 Witness

i really believe that discussing the character with someone who shares ur interpretation is the closest u can get to modern day philosophy. we are like plato and aristotle but talking about a fictional guys trauma