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NSFT content, minors DNI. Please make safe choices 💕 Looks like this is my thirst account now~ Mostly TMNT reblogs, some original content. Main account @ android_cap_007 Art tag #android draws
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Jeremy Howard, Jawline of a God™ 😍

Taking the best parts of humans and making them sexy to me in mutant form. They only way I like the humans. Lol.

Love how these guys loved their mutant counterparts.

Respect.

I was so upset when Out of the Shadows released and I saw Shredder's design was completely changed.

He went from a bald japanese man with scars that looked intimidating as fuck, to a guy with a facelift.

Like, he entered prison BALD and came out with hair implants, botox, lip filler and with all his scars removed. And don't even ask me how i came up with the idea that he got botox. Throughout the whole movie he's not able to put on a single facial expression, he's just like: Ō _ Ō

Just look at him. If i were to live in that universe and bumped into this man on the streets i wouldn't be scared.

Idk, i'd think he's just a really hot Asian man who might own a bike or something. This guy isn't intimidating, i'd even ask him for his skin care routine Because look at how good his skin looks, radiant, clean, soft... I can see this man getting up in the morning and doing a 10-step skincare routine.

Hell, even his armor got nerfed as fuck. In the first movie we had a cool ass Samurai armor with huge fucking knifes and weapons all over It.

In the second movie this man just decided to put on a leather biker suit and a Darth Vader helmet and called It a day. Like, who came up with his outfit? Cause i can tell you Eric Sacks fucking didn't, at least he knew what he was doing.

LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT THIS ABOMINATION OF A HELMET. IT LOOKS LIKE ITS MADE OUT OF PLASTIC. He never should've trusted Baxter Stinkman cause look at what he did. LOOK AT IT. EMBARRASSING.

He went from evil leader of a criminal gang to a hot man in tight leather jeans.

I MEAN- LOOK AT HOW BALD HE IS IN THE FIRST MOVIE! LOOK AT HIS SCARS!! 😭😭 I want more scary grandpa Shreddy.

But oh well 😔 they took his baldness away and we can't do anything about It.

Please take Dona for comfort.

(sorry for spelling errors i'm dyslexic and also english is not my first language, i try though 🕴🏻) (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠~♥

Honestly this inconsistency really bothered me too. I just ended up with the head cannon that since he fell off THE TALLEST BUILDING IN NYC the only reason he survived is because he had the mutagen ooze with him when he fell. There's a blink and you'll miss it when his finger twitches into the spilled ooze. They also used the ooze to heal splinter too somehow. I just kind of suspended disbeliefed myself into accepting that the ooze just made him younger and hotter. 🤷 I do love the idea that he just got really into his beauty regimen in prison though, that's so funny

reblog on the whiskey meme said raph should be in a dog rescue and that's the most genius shit ive ever heard in my life

here's raph being the patron saint of i love him VERY much

April and her fools UwU

In France April fools is called “poisson d’avril” which translates to “fish of April” ! The French tradition is to cut out paper fish and stick them to peoples backs without them knowing as a small prank.

*whisper* that’s why April has a fish on her screen *wink wink *

[I.D. Digital drawing of TMNT 2003 Baxter Stockman in a scribbly, somewhat Van Gogh like style. He is shown from about upper chest upwards, hunched forward slightly and staring off to the side. He is not wearing his glasses. His left eye is covered with a white pad, gauze wrapping around his head to hold it in place. His mouth is downturned, but his expression as a whole is hard to read with the gauze covering his eyebrows. The background is a muted red, with dark pink and a yellow-ish green mixed in. End I.D.]

something something the first injury of many

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