my college called me to offer me a job as a part-time cook and then in the interview they're like "what can you offer to this institution?" YOU TELL MEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE THE ONE THAT OFFERED THE JOB WHAT DO YOU NEED? IT'S PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD DONT YOU THINK
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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
bohemiandragoness
This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.
No they aren’t.
yes they are. because they are fluffye.
OK yes they are.
mr-system-of-a-downer
Dog
jooshthepunished
Dog
utah-mountain-drifter
Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs
zarabithia
No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.
They’re a dog.
yeah they’re fluffye
theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?
checkmate athiests
fluffye
okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused
If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.
Behold! A dog.
of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.
Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”
Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.
I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.
That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks
sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs
Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH
Tags via @jenroses
wolfgang-king
sharks are smooth dogs
BEHOLD, a SHARK
17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead
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personsonable-deactivated201908
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
personsonable
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???
On my dash!??!
Please hold
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When are we going to start teaching kids that it’s okay to disagree with adults? That it’s okay to demand respect from them and that them being younger doesn’t mean they deserve to get treated like shit just because adults are “always right”? When are we gonna start doing that?
yes, but i gotta add:: when are we going to start telling adults that kids should be allowed to disagree with them? when are we going to teach adults that a kid disagreeing with them isn’t disrespect? when are we going to tell them that adults gotta apologize to kids when they make a mistake? when are we gonna tell them that kids should be treated with respect, despite the young age? when are we going to tell them that there’s no problem if kids start questioning adults & that they should do so?
i have a totally normal relationship with life. i am sane. my friends aren't going to abandon me. my friends don't hate me, they just have lives that don't revolve around me. i am normal. i can sleep a normal amount. i do not oversleep. i do not undersleep. sunlight is good. my plushies don't have secret cameras. my plushies aren't possessed by otherworldly beings that are constantly judging me. i am safe in my room. there is nothing in the closet except clothes. i do not see monsters out the corner of my eye. i have a normal relationship with my family. my emotions do not control me. i never spiral. people don't have hidden agendas. men aren't entirely gross. i have a normal relationship with technology. i have a normal relationship with fiction and fictional characters.
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Replacement
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reaches into my torso and rips out my inner child who is covered in blood and screaming and holds it to my chest going shhhhh shhh it’s okay shhhh
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pranking your boyfriend for a whole month before the actual proposal (he would)
p/s. reference for the ring: yes it is an actual official merchandise, technically an earcuff slash ring (but no one would use it for ear-cuff of course), it has "The only one I had" engraved inside (the only other version is Yuta's ring with "It's pure love").
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Internet vernacular has completely altered what some words and expressions mean to me. Forevermore, I will hear the words "hear me out" will only and exclusively as "before you cast your judgements prematurely, please pause and allow me to explain how and why I should be allowed to fuck this thing".
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Gojo Satoru’s desire to be seen as a human is so important to his character and just so… fascinating to relate to from an autistic point of view. Like, I’ve spent so much of my life feeling as alien and outside of humanity— begging people to see the human in me— and then there’s this character who is larger than life; treated as a weapon; has almost no close friends; is arrogant, goofy, wants to help the people around him; and is shunned by most because he’s annoying and overbearing— but they will always resort to him for his strengths. Of course I’m going to relate to him to an extent (but god I wish I had infinity sometimes)
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cat summer begins the literal millisecond they see one (1) spot of sun