A Nerdy Feeder

you’ve gotta kiss and rub that tgirl’s tummy when she gets a stomach ache. yes she finds it a little bit erotic but that’s no reason to deny her pampering.

cop donut stereotype is bad because being fat and eating many donuts : hot. but police officers: not hot. the humble donut, one of the most sexual foods, the reliable donut. we should take this practice and give it to a different more sexy profession, such as electrician, or professor of linguistics

*Looks at a throuple" so which one of you is the healer, the dps, and the tank?

Good pigs only drink sodas

I see that bet and raise you that everyone is sleeping on the beauty of sweet Texas tea

There 👏 is 👏 nothing👏 shameful👏 about 👏being/getting👏 fat 👏

now go eat.

i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog

guys this post really works! I reblogged it and it really did put the post on my blog! you need to try it!

420 Vibes💨

let’s do something unethical together, just the two of us. for fun.

despite being a tgirl i’m actually really fucking terrible at video games but i’d be totally willing to help out a gamer tgirl by sucking on her dick as she plows through a tf2 lobby.

I'm sorry my stupid gay tail started wagging when I saw you. I'll go .

when people say it's hard to write fatness in a positive way they're lying to you btw. its easy as hell to portray fatness as positive actually

Fatness is beautiful and sexy and natural. Pretty easy!