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this is mostly me being depressed but sometimes not
sometimes i write things
i post about whatever the hell i feel like pretty much
block #depressedcomrade if you don't want to put up with my shit
check out my ao3 for Homestuck fic if you want
sorry for being such a fucking downer all the time
nazi punks fuck off

i made a carrd with my links just in case the rumors about tumblr circling the drain turn out to be more than us running around screaming about how the sky is falling again

not that i have a lot of other places i'm active but y'know, just in case

SNK fans were like "well the Playmore days are as bad as it could get, surely it's all uphill from here" and then the Saudi prince was like "hold my golden chalice of journalist blood"

really feel bad for the devs who waited to do Garou 2 for literal decades and now they have to bend over backwards for a rich dickhead who wants to put his friends in the game because modern SNK is just a name he bought for clout

“You’re gonna eat ’em cold, and you’re gonna like ’em cold. Every meal. Don’t even think about trying to gussy them up with pickle relish. The only way you make it through these next few years is filling every shelf in your pantry with little canned wieners and knocking back the leftover hot dog water with a smile on your face. Buckle up, America. You live in ‘the wiener times’ now.” At press time, millions of Americans reportedly realized they could no longer afford the canned wieners.

highlights from the Switch 2 direct:

  • basic features explained for normies who have never played a video game in their lives, as is Nintendo's custom
  • Mario Kart World looks great but man they're really starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel looking for new playable characters for this series, aren't they
  • Nintendo finally getting with the program by adding functions Skype had in like 2005
  • ahahahahahahahahaha the Intro to Switch 2 game or whatever it was called that looks like they figured out how to gentrify an instruction manual is paid? it'll sell maybe five copies in the system's entire lifespan
  • holy shit it's coming in like two months
  • SILKSONG MENTIONED in the sizzle reel
  • FromSoft Presents: fuck you, Sony! we'll make our own legally-distinct Bloodborne 2, with blackjack, and hookers! in fact, forget the blackjack!
  • Koei-Tecmo shows off the third Zelda-flavored edition of their long-running hit series "Mash A To Win: Fight A Zillion Dudes"
  • i never got around to playing the original Kirby Air Ride but some people are fucking rabid for it so the fact that a new one is coming out is neat
  • HOLY SHIT THIS DONKEY KONG GAME HAS DESTRUCTABLE ENVIRONMENTS, I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY
  • i'd almost forgotten it but man i can't wait to hear what the worst people on the internet have to say about Drag x Drive
  • Mario Party: Eyetoy made so little impact that i immediately forgot about it until just now

highlights from the Switch 2 direct:

  • basic features explained for normies who have never played a video game in their lives, as is Nintendo's custom
  • Mario Kart World looks great but man they're really starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel looking for new playable characters for this series, aren't they
  • Nintendo finally getting with the program by adding functions Skype had in like 2005
  • ahahahahahahahahaha the Intro to Switch 2 game or whatever it was called that looks like they figured out how to gentrify an instruction manual is paid? it'll sell maybe five copies in the system's entire lifespan
  • holy shit it's coming in like two months
  • SILKSONG MENTIONED in the sizzle reel
  • FromSoft Presents: fuck you, Sony! we'll make our own legally-distinct Bloodborne 2, with blackjack, and hookers! in fact, forget the blackjack!
  • Koei-Tecmo shows off the third Zelda-flavored edition of their long-running hit series "Mash A To Win: Fight A Zillion Dudes"
  • i never got around to playing the original Kirby Air Ride but some people are fucking rabid for it so the fact that a new one is coming out is neat
  • HOLY SHIT THIS DONKEY KONG GAME HAS DESTRUCTABLE ENVIRONMENTS, I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY
  • i'd almost forgotten it but man i can't wait to hear what the worst people on the internet have to say about Drag x Drive

highlights from the Switch 2 direct:

  • basic features explained for normies who have never played a video game in their lives, as is Nintendo's custom
  • Mario Kart World looks great but man they're really starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel looking for new playable characters for this series, aren't they
  • Nintendo finally getting with the program by adding functions Skype had in like 2005
  • ahahahahahahahahaha the Intro to Switch 2 game or whatever it was called that looks like they figured out how to gentrify an instruction manual is paid? it'll sell maybe five copies in the system's entire lifespan
  • holy shit it's coming in like two months
  • SILKSONG MENTIONED in the sizzle reel
  • FromSoft Presents: fuck you, Sony! we'll make our own legally-distinct Bloodborne 2, with blackjack, and hookers! in fact, forget the blackjack!
  • Koei-Tecmo shows off the third Zelda-flavored edition of their long-running hit series "Mash A To Win: Fight A Zillion Dudes"
  • i never got around to playing the original Kirby Air Ride but some people are fucking rabid for it so the fact that a new one is coming out is neat
  • HOLY SHIT THIS DONKEY KONG GAME HAS DESTRUCTABLE ENVIRONMENTS, I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY

The good news: you get to pick your new soulmate! (You can define "soulmate" however you want: platonic/romantic/partners in crime/etc. But they will be in your life, constantly.)

The bad news: you don't get to pick where they come from.

Spin this wheel until you get a fandom with characters that you recognize. As soon as you do, stop. One of those people* is going to be a constant presence in your life, whether you like it or not. So choose wisely.

*broadly defined

If your goals basically amount to "after The Revolution everything will be great because people will all have the Good Ethics and work together in my Perfect System and the Evil People with Bad Morals and Bad Behaviour who are making this world bad will be gone (killed/imprisoned/exiled/all converted to agree with us when they see our Perfect System)" then that's just fascism. I hate to say it but you've put a gay socialist hat on fascism.

The MAGA people are still gonna be around in your Perfect System and a very large proportion of them are still gonna be Like That. We can discourage antisocial behaviour through laws and education and changing cultural norms, but if plans for future society involve [group I'm opposed to] magically not being part of it so the Good People can Do Things Right, well.

✨No Bad Guys Here✨ - how do you want to enforce that.

Honestly, I think this concept of The Revolution is to some leftists what Armageddon is to some Christians: an easy excuse to not try and grapple with difficult problems like hunger or poverty or injustice or climate, because any day now the Great Reckoning will come and wipe the slate clean.

Anonymous asked:

"It takes Trump less than 90 days to transform the entire country, but it'll take us decades to do ANYTHING"

Yeah good luck winning with that message

"You can bulldoze a house in two hours so it's stupid to tell people it'll take weeks to build a new one, loser"

Anyway just write down the date and time and come back in a few years, and hopefully I'll be wrong and we won't be dealing with people complaining about how the democrats are sellouts for not waving a magic wand and fixing everything immediately!! But that is not what happened with Obama and Biden after they took over from the two stupidest presidents in US history, so.

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not to be a killjoy but it's still crazy to me that it's considered mean to be like "maybe you should read / play / watch the source material before creating fanworks and diving into the fandom" bc every time i see somebody going "i havent played disco elysium or know anything about it tbh but uwu here's harry and kim kissing" idk maybe you should engage with it. maybe you should play the anti-capitalist surrealist game where you investigate the murder of a mercenary who led the gang rape of a foreign girl and process that for a bit? and then you can do cutesy mlm or whatever idc. but like at the absolute bare minimum you should understand what the source material involves otherwise we get the phenomenon of people joining a dragon age server and wanting content warnings for like, mage racism. like it's fine to ship and transform the genre into whatever but if you arent comfortable with discussions of the actual source content itself then maybe the fandom isnt for you and a different one is. peace and love.

every single article, post or mention of a Muslim or Latino person on a Visa or Green Card getting dragged off the street by masked men in broad daylight has the same exact comments: "wow, they're gonna start doing this to citizens soon." some of these people have lived here since they were 8 months old and have lived here for over 30 years. it's very telling that Americans are still are managing to separate them in their head from a "citizen" and that their outrage will be far greater when it's someone who "actually lives here" as if 3 decades in the same country shouldn't qualify you for the same rights as everyone else.

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