“you’re so funny” thanks no one wanted to play with me as a little kid so i’ve been scheming like a criminal ever since to make them love me and make it seem effortless

“you’re so funny” thanks I was a curious child ever reviled by everyone except my own father

"You're so funny" thanks growing up precocious sometimes means not growing up at all

Just gift for n7gg3ts0nmarss

(I'm not very good at drawing a hat..so sorry)

RAHAHAHAHAHAHANHAHAHAHAHAHAHHEHWHQJWBJWHWHRHRHWGRGRGRGRGGAGGAGAGEGEGEGEGARARRARARARARARRARARARARARRARARARARARARRARA MY BABY!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL BABY I LOVE IT!!!!!!! YOU DID AMAZING!!!

EVERYONE PAUSE YOUR FUCKING ACTIVITY'S AND LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL CHILD!!!!!

who’s got that one gif of Captain Kirk doing this I Need it

This one?

ive been sitting and waiting for these gifs to align like the sailors once waited for the celestial bodies to reveal their path

Wait no longer, I have aligned them!

[IDs: two gifs, one of Oprah Winfrey, the other of Captain Kirk in Star Trek. In both gifs, they spread their hands and shrug nonchalantly, as if to say, "you see what I mean?" end IDs.]

I love that he’s snapping his communications device closed like a flip phone. You know he just hung up on a bitch

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This is me if you even care

I had some sort of reaction to these pictures of marigold that you guys wouldn't understand. like. that's what my hair looks like. she looks like me. wgat.

remade these renders in my new-ish editing style

mariiiiigold

the funniest thing just happened to me in game

🖤💰Queen of Goddamned Everything 💰🖤

✨️Midas and Marigold✨️

Headcanon: Marigold is a short queen

AGENT ID - MARIGOLD 🏵