Your Friendly Neighborhood Cryptid

it's the lack of casual closeness in long distance friendships that kills me. we can't take a walk together, down the road or in a park. can't window shop or run errands. we can't see each other's reactions as we make fun little small talk. that's all i want

if vampires can't come inside without permission does that mean that you can just keep riding that thang and they can't um . yknow

Reblog to edge a vampire

TIL In 1926 the famous pianist Fats Waller (then 21) was kidnapped by Al Capone’s gang to play piano for his birthday. He basically went missing for 3 days and was returned unharmed but drunk.

via reddit.com

What this headline leaves out is that they kidnapped him by doing the standard mob thing of driving a car up, pointing a gun at him, and saying “get in”. Fats thought he was gonna be killed until Al told him he was a huge fan

Unharmed, heavily intoxicated, and I believe something like $1,500 wealthier.

Nonono we don’t get to ignore what was just said prior. What the fuck DO YOU MEAN THE OPPOSITE OF YOUR MOTHER SELLING YOU TO ONE DIRECTION????!

so easily we forget the lore of our forefathers.

It bears noting that Fats being $1500 wealthier in 1926 dollars is the equivalent of being about $25,000 wealthier in 2022 dollars

back when criminals had a respect for the arts

ID: screenshot of a tumblr tag that says “this is like the opposite of your mom selling you to One Direction.” End ID

There’s a stranger out there somewhere who remembers you because you made it weird

.......a? Y'all only have one stranger who remembers you like this....?

I bet trapping someone in a painting is reallyyyyyy fun

my mutuals can do that too but you dont see any snapple facts about them

my love language: making sure you feel safe enough to be vulnerable with me.