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I saw the Murderbot promo!
I’m gonna be honest I was liking it until they got to the whole no helmet thing.
I fully know Murderbot looks human and basically is, it’s more it thinks of itself as not human since it doesn’t like them. But it just looking like a guy is strange. I was picturing more uncanny valley and like, robocop vibes really.
It’s still a cyborg. I wish it looked more than just a guy. And if they have it that it has the helmet off the entire time I will be annoyed.
No I’m not attracted to you. Quit your evil putting your finger under my chin to make me look up at you. I know I’m your nemesis and all but we really need to set some boundaries when you’ve got me tied up like this.
No look I get it. You’ve got your evil plan, you’ve gotta get me out of the way but you also want to see me suffer as I watch the world burn, I know. But like, I’m not into this. Sexually or otherwise. Wait, you thought I was doing this because I liked you? I’m trying to stop you from using a death laser. No I don’t think death lasers are sexy what on earth are you talking about
Wait. That’s why you dress like that? I thought that armor was impractical. No I don’t find our relationship to be homoerotic I find it to be tedious. Look, man. We all keep trying to get you into therapy. No I’m not kink shaming you I’m saying you’ve completely misinterpreted this relationship. I actually do think you should answer for your war crimes. Yes, really. No you’re the one not listening to me in this situation. Yes that is the alarm the others will have cut all your wires and called in the fbi by now.
What do you mean you thought we had something special? I have other enemies. You’re not the only one. No I’m not doing kinky things with them either I blow up their nefarious devices. Speaking of which, you might want to move like… ten feet to your right.
No, enemies to enemies. And then still enemies.
Cannot stress enough how lovers will never be part of this equation even a little bit
Fully open world like Elden Ring? It looks like you’ll be able to move throughout the city in different ways. Flying, running, riding, it’s very interesting to see how many ways there are. Even trains maybe!
Standard Fromsoft combat is returning, along with a bisexual type move where you bite and rip out the enemies throat and suck out their soul! As well as rapid-fire guns! The Powder Kegs are no long heretical!
And new magic? You can TURN INTO A DINOSAUR! WERE-DINOSAURS????!? Or make someone levitate with moon magic!
Multiplayer! And it looks way more smoother than Bloodborne! Maybe it’s like Nightreign and fully smooth or at least Elden Ring and less clunkier!
It looks so cool!
There is a visceral feeling you get when a song comes on your auto play, you like it, and when you go check where it came from on YouTube you find out it’s a original FNAF song or some other mascot horror.
Swear to god just had this almost happen with a song. Came on discovery, listened to it, liked it, saw the title and realized it perfectly fit for a fnaf song.
It wasn’t. It almost got me though. It just had one fnaf sfm cover animation.
Safe.
For now.
I visited my catholic mexican great grandmother the other day and she asked me if I had a partner, and when I said no she squinted at me and asked if I was straight and laughed when I said so.
This is the same grandma who when I brought rainbow roses to her asked me point blank if this was ‘one of those pride things’ and said something like ‘that’s good for them, you should love who you love’ as she stared at me.
I mean she was half right.
My most likely most unpopular opinion about Wilds is that I actually do like World’s Handler better than Alma.
I don’t know what it is.
Alma feels safe. Like she’s cautious for the wilds.
The Handler in World was insane and would have def tried to 1v1 a Congola for a truffle mushroom. There would be a side mission where you go and half the pack is dead and The Handler is running away with a bunch of mushrooms. And would have won if they implemented her hunting horn concept art.
Also the hunter dynamic. I dunno, Alma and Wilds Hunter just feels like a weird dynamic to me. I mean I like all the characters a lot and Alma is great but it just feels kinda… okay? Nata is honestly my fav, and Rove obviously.
I just miss my psychoticly-upbeat-and-and-operating-on-most-likely-zero-sleep-and-fourty-cups-of-Loc-Lac-coffee Handler.
I’m so glad I didn’t consume World fandom since so many people have terrible takes on her.
Also, she’s way cuter than Alma. Which is why I ended up shipping my world hunter with her.
It will not happen, but I generally hope along with maybe The Excitable A-Lister, or Aiden, and The Serious Handler, Lea, she gets a cameo or something.
I was proved absolutely right. Turns out Nata was just being emotional since he saw a monster- who may I remind people that while they are monsters to us, to the people of the MH world they may as well be stuff like Lions or Sharks as they’re a natural part of the ecosystem -that he grew attached to had to be put down after seeing it go rabid.
He even asks when he sees the Frenzied Arkveld to put it out of his misery. Who knew that people aren’t always logical in an emotionally charged moment.
I’ve seen people say, ‘oh look at him, being attached to a murder machine’ like people in real life don’t think alligators- THE ULTIMATE KILLING MACHINE -are adorable. And they are.
These are the same picture.
I enjoyed Wilds story! Fun!
I will say that World just hit me in all the right places, though I do think world, like Tri to me, will just always a special place in my heart.
