self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

For 500 usd, you can buy 5 nsfw commissions from me of your favourite character in bondage or something instead of a switch

need two vampire ladies to have an indirect kiss using me

i mean i want something sexually normal haha

can the two mormon rp blogs having a conversation in the tags of this post take it to dms please and thank you

it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby

what if the computer worked? what if video games were fun? what if there was a beautiful woman? my blog explores these concepts, and more

WHAT IF THE WIZARD OF EARTHSEA HAD WHATSAPP??

it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this

fortunately you can cool, loud, and weird your way into closeness

btw i dont do april fools just so you know. i am never joking / always joking. a day devoted to foolishness... not for me. feels like another free pass for the killer

this april fools it's important to remember the brave fools who have died so that we may be here today

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

hello to girls who are in bed