just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today

[shares 2 traits with a character] this is absolutely insane we are the same person

[character that is just like me] fuck this guy

maybe i was made for loving things. maybe that's what life is all about.

truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

America is a beverage focused society, and a car focused society, and -- inevitably -- a cupholder focused society

Macgyver – Season One

the hottest thing a man can be is from the 80s and wear a leather jacket and be afraid of heights and have a mullet and build things from scraps and...

ok maybe he should just be macgyver

batman valentine cards, 1996

collecting sad pathetic male characters like they are stuffed animals to arrange on my bed

I wanna hire an evil advisor so bad. I want to pay some gay-coded little man to creep around my house saying ominous things and smirking to himself and punctuating every sentence with an evil little laugh while I pretend to be totally oblivious. And of course I ignore his evil advice, but I always have an excuse as to why, and he unconvincingly pretends to be okay with it, but later that night I hear him having an absolute meltdown in his room until he comes up with a new evil plan and bursts into a musical number that ends with maniacal laughter which continues for about 10 minutes

[big crashing sound] Did anyone else hear that!? I think God fell from the Kingdom of Heaven! Come on everyone, let's feast on his corpse until something bad happens!

the ants in my kitchen when i eat shit and die off a stepladder

you guys gotta stop shipping 30-year-old men and calling it old man yaoi. 30 is really not old. thats just man yaoi

I think the Joker would be a lot more tolerable as a dude if more writers embraced his characterization from the 1966 Batman movie, in which he's unexpectedly serving as a one man HR department for the four-way evil team up.

everyone else is making pretty obvious contributions to the United Underworld, right? Penguin is supplying the goons and the armed submarine. Catwoman has a sexy Russian altar ego she's using to acquire information and trap Bruce Wayne in an elaborate hostage situation. if you pay close attention to the subtext, it becomes clear that the Riddler's primarily there to supply heaps and heaps of cocaine to fuel the whole endeavour.

and then you have the Joker, who mostly seems to be there to keep an eye on the inventor they kidnapped (not even torturing him, just tricking him into thinking he's on a boat and everything is normal) and occasionally telling the other villains to tone it down and play nice when they start getting in each other's faces. he's not really bringing much to the group project except his sparkling personality, which sort of leaves you with the impression that he maybe got invited along because he's the only one who's friends with everyone else in the group and they needed that stabilizing force. just a chill clown with face paint over his mustache that everybody gets along with.

60′s Batman gifs 45/?

the thing is, sitting with your legs curled up underneath you is so so comfy. until it's not. and your feet and legs are numb and cramping. and this happens every time