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@arend-8000

Side blog of @arend000-blog, system autistic horny, right behind you, asks should be open

You treat someone like an adorable cat for a couple days and suddenly they're in love with you

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

this post always makes me so emo... here's me next to my ceiling fan that i turned off for the first time in months to draw

stop reblogging this post without the art this is the only version that exists now

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hi, im looking for a grand piano and i hear i can get one here... it says im just supposed to call this person pretty? seems cheap if the cost is just telling the truth...

Sorry, I only had one, I do have a rather large supply of anvils however

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obsessed with all the gifs of mako in a liminal void with the only thing illuminating her being a spotlight. is that a reoccurring gag or something

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It is. Mako has the inexplicable ability to interrupt the action, call everyone's attention to herself, and give a speech. These speeches don't usually make any sense but her massive charisma modifier means it'll usually work anyway, either by inspiring Ryuko, or confusing her opponent.

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no one follows the trees warning

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.

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i wanted to eat fish and now my entire studio apartment smells like salmon. if only someone could have warned me

I know a guy named Tommy who knows something about that, but he's always too busy fuckin' it up.

Ossimoro

FREE PILLOW FIGHTS!

I love that most people once they realized what was happening just went full Berserk mode without a care

also the man dropping his walking cane to have an anime like elder master reveal

This wonderful human is bringing so much joy into the world. He’s reminding people they’re allowed to play. That they can be silly in public. That fun can come in unexpected places and at unexpected times. I wish I knew who he was. I’d donate so he could buy more pillows and bring more fun into the world - once it’s safe enough to.

having thoughts about characters: πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸ’žπŸ’“πŸ’“πŸ’πŸ’žπŸ©·πŸ’“πŸ’πŸ’žπŸ’πŸ’˜πŸ’žπŸ’πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ«Ά

putting those thoughts into words: πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ‘ΊπŸ€¬πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜’πŸ™πŸ˜­πŸ˜¨β˜ΉοΈπŸ‘ΏπŸ‘ΏπŸ‘Ώβ˜ΉοΈβ˜ΉοΈβ›ˆοΈβ›ˆοΈπŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ‘ΊπŸ‘ΊπŸ‘ΊπŸ‘Ί

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whenever someone calls USAmerican English the 'movie accent' I remember how somewhere last year I was on a train when suddenly the silence was broken by an american voice behind me somewhere and I immediately thought "Oh no, someones playing their tiktoks out loud again" and automatically turned around to put a face to my annoyance like you do when someones driving bad, and turns out a few rows down were just some actual in the flesh USAmericans having a nice conversation amongst themselves. I am sorry Americans I'm glad they let you out of the phone

I am not driving the train??

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