Banhammer: You’re jealous.
Banhammer: That’s why you were being so negative about this.
Medkit: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.
Shuriken: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Vine Staff: What was that?
Shuriken: The sound of someone else's problem.
Coil: Some people say that I have a god complex. I’d like to think that I’m a complex god.
Subspace: What? I'm not aggressive!
Hyperlaser: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Subspace: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
Vine Staff: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.
Subspace: His name was Jared he's 19.
Rocket: When his parents built a very strange machine.
Slingshot, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.
Skateboard, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!
Medkit: Horrible job everyone.
Boombox: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Scythe: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!
Coil: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
Skateboard: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
Slingshot: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
Boombox: What was the color called before then?
Shuriken: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!
Skateboard: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again?
Scythe: There isn't another one. You're crazy.
Rocket & Sword in the back of Medkit's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Scythe: We have food at home.
Medkit: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*
Rocket & Sword: YAYYYYYY!
Medkit: *orders one black coffee and leaves*
Medkit: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!
Subspace: This unmitigated poppycock?
Coil: Extravagant hogwash!
Medkit: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Coil: You left me, Biograft, and Boombox in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Medkit: I did that on purpose, try again.
*Skateboard and Coil are planning to break in somewhere*
Skateboard: We need to distract the guards.
Skateboard: What are we gonna do?
Coil: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Slingshot: Whoa, language!
Scythe: I speak fucking English!
Subspace: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.
Subspace: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.
