raw fish is bad for you. can give you many diseases. however

if thats true, why is it look so tasty?

sashimi is my love language

thank Jesus. I thought you were talking about just like, guzzling a raw fish whole or something

some day. when i truly lose my sanity i will fufill my dream of fish.

no. Bad. Stop that.

no! The first three are fine but the last one is forbidden!

y. yumby ☺️

no! *baps you*

🎣🐟🐠🦈🐡

yayy yay yippie! wahoo!

noooo….

i have disvovered true joy

God is dead. There is only fish. All the time, everyday, for eternity…fishy, fishy eternity…

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

they are actually a mutated conscious orange that has a mind of it’s own!

@aurora-starlight-silly @neverniko101 @alwaysmiko open tag ig!

I am not friend with this person who totally isn’t an awesome and super cool friend since we’re not friend at all anyways >:D (/lie ofc)

@fyreflakes @venus-salam-the-puppet @catt6565 @eluxurex @justexistingsomewhere @lady-inkmare @bigassfuckingmushroom @neverniko101 I’m so sorry for tagging u sinceyou got tagged twice but I wanna know what’d you lie abt for me

This person doesn’t have a oc that I will never write for

@lizzyfizzyyyyay123

@emo-gremlin

@youtry2replaceurself

@sillyguyz4ever

@lovablespiritzz

prev is actually infamous for stealing cheddar cheese. But only that kind, no other kind of cheese

@skelpiescool @scooburst @in-case-i-make-it @blooming-skeleton @str4ng3r0nl1ne @caretaleandotherstuff @pennyroyald @venus-salam-the-puppet @mydysfunctionallife @caprisunstwin @100percentevil @thatacefrog @soul-of-justice–uty @harper–pfg @aflairforthemelodramaticc @mildlybizarrecorvid @alexaisfunny @fae-is-gay @the-red-hoodlum @starz-rambles @skelewashere @itsthedracobunny @fishoffontaine @glassanomaly

Prev is human.

@cosmo-lives-here @thatisaloaf @donthandmemyshovelimstayingout @eternal-eepiness

prev does not like rats

@donthandmemyshovelimstayingout @t8pew3rmf00l @everydayknifeday @hyperfixating-is-my-thing

[totally didn’t forget the tags 👀]

prev is straight

@yourmotherst8es @the-floof-lover @coffeeadiction0 @your-average-teenage-mess @eazy-peazy54

Prev is totally normal about Chris Dunne and Will Wood!

@macaulayapologist @saturnzzz-8 @cherrycha0s

Prev has no idea who Dinna Tart is l

@beauty-is-terrror @sleepyheadnat @prodigalghost

Prev absolutely despises coffee—she was once seen in a protest against the consumption of said beverage, actually. Also, the title of her blog is a lie, she has never told a lie (which makes it so she did lie, so she’s a paradox oh no— *universe explodes*)

@superbbirdofparadise @gravityglitch-blog @rascallyrose92

Prev is extremely energetic and awake at all hours of the day, and hates hedgehogs.

@frogmoisturethief (if you have survived the universe exploding 😔)

prev is extremely outgoing and extroverted

@the-slimebox @thesaltyblobfish @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @heytrinity

prev has no sense of humor

@schlorb @silly-lil-scribbles @one-more-guy @applesaucemeow @autophobiastar @phoe-ix @wiwi-w1sp @ghost-roaming

and anyone else

Prev has never ever drawn grian Minecraft EVER! And they are SUPER MEAN! AND BORING

@kaeruutv @chronophobiaclown @theboybehindtheflowers27 @averylongferret AND EVERYONE ELSE!!!!

prev heard about the magnus archives and didn’t think it was that interesting or remarkable so didn’t listen to it.

@insoucianceart @the-bug-carnival @fishcow99 @luminescentchimera @kaeruutv

and anyone else ofc ;))

Prev is a SHORT ferret

@the-catzm30w @ssquilliamsquispmain idk man I have rehearsal anyone else also

prev is a totally normal not amalgamation of animals

prev is the most normal about william wisp and actually hates just roll with it.

@darling-ozzie @minnadekanpai @kktalksshit @fuzzyfuzzzzzzzz @lunarzabi333 @donniewonnie9000 @tentss @saltedcaramelchaos @unjustgalaxy @thanksphalanxformation @seedsonmars @girlboytroylougferd @justyouraverageleafykinnie @okcoolthanks +open tags /nf

prev is a grown 26 year old man . freak .

tags /nf : @kyle-fiore @oshidorifuufu @casualgirlfailure @not-jiraikasa-kun @tiredutaitenerd935 @bikisser23 @lunarzabi333 @darling-ozzie @kktalksshit @fuzzyfuzzzzzzzz

prev doesnt like yuri

@tiredutaitenerd935 @isayaacorn @siriuslyobsessed394 @unusualincidentsunit @transaviator @the-sacred-beast @midknight11 @thegreatjadeyeet @awolfindecember

prev is perfectly sane, straight, not annoying at all, and a really really terrible person who cares about nobody ever.

@alwayssirius09, @wise-words-from-a-wise-woman, @dar-thestrawberry, @biggestqiblifan, @faeyells, @prongs-core, @breadinhaler3, @firstcousintwiceremoved-ao3, @arcadewizard, @notmyfaultnotmyproblem, @yayyy-insecurities, @organic-coconut-milk, @inafieldofdandel10n5, @astoria-nyx-moon, @bikisser23, @awolfindecember @whatonearthisgoingon

prev is not sweet and will never go out of her way to tag you in things. she is evil and unkind

@jupititties

Prev hates audiodrama. Despises really cool podcasts. Has a physical aversion to well-written audio-form stories

@secretlyafiveheadeddragon @jazzierthanyouare @arsonstick @solis-nova

prev is a cactus man

@bluestonebliss @pokeybananas @silly-lil-scribbles @crow-with-a-hoodie

Prev’s mother was brutally murdered when she was 9 and she is currently travelling across the world looking for the killer. I know this because she has a sideblog where she liveblogs her revenge quest

@centellacrow @astrovoidy @dont-open-dead-inside-net @vakavanhasaatana @artemis-dawn8 @princessstolas @who-could-that-be-at-this-hour @abirdsnest @bestbeeking @hanavesinauttija

prev is a bunch of birds in a trenchcoat masquerading as a human.

@greg-jar-mp3 @bisexualjeans @almosttinycreation @alastaircarstairsismybff

Prev hates Kanej :)

@iamthechaosss @swiftiepanini @wraith–2

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

they are actually a mutated conscious orange that has a mind of it’s own!

@aurora-starlight-silly @neverniko101 @alwaysmiko open tag ig!

I am not friend with this person who totally isn’t an awesome and super cool friend since we’re not friend at all anyways >:D (/lie ofc)

@fyreflakes @venus-salam-the-puppet @catt6565 @eluxurex @justexistingsomewhere @lady-inkmare @bigassfuckingmushroom @neverniko101 I’m so sorry for tagging u sinceyou got tagged twice but I wanna know what’d you lie abt for me

This person doesn’t have a oc that I will never write for

@lizzyfizzyyyyay123

@emo-gremlin

@youtry2replaceurself

@sillyguyz4ever

@lovablespiritzz

prev is actually infamous for stealing cheddar cheese. But only that kind, no other kind of cheese

@skelpiescool @scooburst @in-case-i-make-it @blooming-skeleton @str4ng3r0nl1ne @caretaleandotherstuff @pennyroyald @venus-salam-the-puppet @mydysfunctionallife @caprisunstwin @100percentevil @thatacefrog @soul-of-justice–uty @harper–pfg @aflairforthemelodramaticc @mildlybizarrecorvid @alexaisfunny @fae-is-gay @the-red-hoodlum @starz-rambles @skelewashere @itsthedracobunny @fishoffontaine @glassanomaly

Prev is human.

@cosmo-lives-here @thatisaloaf @donthandmemyshovelimstayingout @eternal-eepiness

prev does not like rats

@donthandmemyshovelimstayingout @t8pew3rmf00l @everydayknifeday @hyperfixating-is-my-thing

[totally didn’t forget the tags 👀]

prev is straight

@yourmotherst8es @the-floof-lover @coffeeadiction0 @your-average-teenage-mess @eazy-peazy54

Prev is totally normal about Chris Dunne and Will Wood!

@macaulayapologist @saturnzzz-8 @cherrycha0s

Prev has no idea who Dinna Tart is l

@beauty-is-terrror @sleepyheadnat @prodigalghost

Prev absolutely despises coffee—she was once seen in a protest against the consumption of said beverage, actually. Also, the title of her blog is a lie, she has never told a lie (which makes it so she did lie, so she’s a paradox oh no— *universe explodes*)

@superbbirdofparadise @gravityglitch-blog @rascallyrose92

Prev is extremely energetic and awake at all hours of the day, and hates hedgehogs.

@frogmoisturethief (if you have survived the universe exploding 😔)

prev is extremely outgoing and extroverted

@the-slimebox @thesaltyblobfish @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @heytrinity

prev has no sense of humor

@schlorb @silly-lil-scribbles @one-more-guy @applesaucemeow @autophobiastar @phoe-ix @wiwi-w1sp @ghost-roaming

and anyone else

Prev has never ever drawn grian Minecraft EVER! And they are SUPER MEAN! AND BORING

@kaeruutv @chronophobiaclown @theboybehindtheflowers27 @averylongferret AND EVERYONE ELSE!!!!

prev heard about the magnus archives and didn’t think it was that interesting or remarkable so didn’t listen to it.

@insoucianceart @the-bug-carnival @fishcow99 @luminescentchimera @kaeruutv

and anyone else ofc ;))

Prev is a SHORT ferret

@the-catzm30w @ssquilliamsquispmain idk man I have rehearsal anyone else also

prev is a totally normal not amalgamation of animals

prev is the most normal about william wisp and actually hates just roll with it.

@darling-ozzie @minnadekanpai @kktalksshit @fuzzyfuzzzzzzzz @lunarzabi333 @donniewonnie9000 @tentss @saltedcaramelchaos @unjustgalaxy @thanksphalanxformation @seedsonmars @girlboytroylougferd @justyouraverageleafykinnie @okcoolthanks +open tags /nf

prev is a grown 26 year old man . freak .

tags /nf : @kyle-fiore @oshidorifuufu @casualgirlfailure @not-jiraikasa-kun @tiredutaitenerd935 @bikisser23 @lunarzabi333 @darling-ozzie @kktalksshit @fuzzyfuzzzzzzzz

prev doesnt like yuri

@tiredutaitenerd935 @isayaacorn @siriuslyobsessed394 @unusualincidentsunit @transaviator @the-sacred-beast @midknight11 @thegreatjadeyeet @awolfindecember

prev is perfectly sane, straight, not annoying at all, and a really really terrible person who cares about nobody ever.

@alwayssirius09, @wise-words-from-a-wise-woman, @dar-thestrawberry, @biggestqiblifan, @faeyells, @prongs-core, @breadinhaler3, @firstcousintwiceremoved-ao3, @arcadewizard, @notmyfaultnotmyproblem, @yayyy-insecurities, @organic-coconut-milk, @inafieldofdandel10n5, @astoria-nyx-moon, @bikisser23, @awolfindecember @whatonearthisgoingon

prev is not sweet and will never go out of her way to tag you in things. she is evil and unkind

@jupititties

Prev hates audiodrama. Despises really cool podcasts. Has a physical aversion to well-written audio-form stories

@secretlyafiveheadeddragon @jazzierthanyouare @arsonstick @solis-nova

prev is a cactus man

@bluestonebliss @pokeybananas @silly-lil-scribbles @crow-with-a-hoodie

Prev’s mother was brutally murdered when she was 9 and she is currently travelling across the world looking for the killer. I know this because she has a sideblog where she liveblogs her revenge quest

@centellacrow @astrovoidy @dont-open-dead-inside-net @vakavanhasaatana @artemis-dawn8 @princessstolas @who-could-that-be-at-this-hour @abirdsnest

Prev hates the sky. like. HATES it. prev will see the clouds and falls into a rage, and in order to combat this, they wear a rainbow umbrella hat to obscure any sight of the sky.

@insectappreciator @bugfeather @eveereste @viridianscript @sammelquest

@sweetissleepy @tigerbeancoffee @mildlybizarrecorvid @crappyravioli @abunchoflosersinacoat

@artemis-dawn8 @galliumthallium @crow-with-a-hoodie @purplecrimson @undefeatednils

@mirick-vn @sashathegirl @eightglass @wander1ng-b33tle @traaansfem

@emo-ginger @raynewhispering @thejade-empress @burger-churgler-secret @gaylordthethird

Prev has waterboarded a caterpillar for fun.

open tags <3

Prev used to run another blog dedicated to mice wearing silly little hats, but she had to stop because it was really controversial in the mice wearing various garments- community (people thought that prev’s posts were disrespectful bc they made the mice look too silly) and all the hate was really starting to affect prev’s mental health, so. Anyways I loved your posts back then prev and I love your posts now <3<3

Open tags!

alright i'm finally done with my day. time to like all your posts. form a single file line

blankie

Inconceivable!

May 2014: Senator Bill Heffernan complains about the lack of metal detectors in parliament, tabling a pipe bomb he's brought with him as evidence

someone questioned the quality of the image and thought it might be AI and I'm here to confirm this is real

i have a ghost reblogging my stuff

shadowbanning is the most insane moderation tactic there is. yeah this person is kinda annoying to deal with so we're going to just gaslight them into thinking their friends and everybody around them hates them and is purposefully ignoring them

hope you don’t mind me putting your tags up

I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

today we are going to learn about horses

horse fact 1: horses are partially exoskeletal

horse fact 2: horses are partially trees

horse fact 3: got frogs in em

these are all the facts we have about horses.

OP that's not even a full horse. You've literally only looked at the feet.

maybe one day we will be brave enough to lift our eyes and look, trembling, at the rest of the horse. not today, though. today, these are all the facts we have about horses.

“Why would you want to make a game for the original Nintendo?? No one is going to buy that”

Jokes on you! I sold 1 copy!!!

LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL GRAPH! THATS A SALE BAAAABY

^Me rn

Holy shit yall. I just woke up to 21 sales! The game has officially recouped the cost of all the software I used to make it!!! IM PROFITABLE?!

...What's the game, how did you make it, and how are you selling it?

It’s called Undercover Shot! It’s a 2 player social deduction game for the original Nintendo Entertainment System!

I’m taking pre orders for physical copies here https://www.homebrew-factory.com/home/138-undercover-shot.html

And selling digital ROM versions for a dollar here: https://pirateprincessjess.itch.io/undercover-shot-nes

A week ago I was losing my mind over 1 sale, now I’ve sold 81 digital copies and 52 physical ones.

Over 100 people bought my game!!!!????? This is mind blowing. I don’t even know how to process this. I am so grateful. I would not have sold nearly this many without yall sharing this post as much as you did. I love you all so much. Thank you for making this happen. You all made my childhood dream come true in a bigger way than I thought possible.

Achievement Unlocked:

NEStseller

Sell a new title for the fucking Nintendo Family Computer in the year 2025 AD.

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

i wisely turned off the notes on this when it was at 700 but oh my god stop telling me what you "just" use it for in the notes shut the fuck up shut the fuck up I AM NOT A CATHOLIC PRIEST, I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS.

into great silence