duality of man

Running a passenger rail company

repeatedly running into the void in parkour

(run3)

Hiring someone to help me with my farm and making sure his happiness stats about pay and scheduling are maxed out to spite real life

being a terrible person and killing all my friends 💔💔

crashing a ship and being responsible for the death and suffering of my crewmates

Being in canada

Killing Everything in Sight: (Husks, Demons, Angels, Robots) And taking blood from people (Why be A- person when you B+ about your crimes?)

tax invasion

According to one of the wiki pages uhm:

First degree murder, second degree murder, third degree murder, kidnapping, Cannibalism, mass murder, Assault, Theft, Torture, Unlawful punishment, Abuse, Child Abuse, Child neglect...

Forcefully marrying a eldritch god against his will.... It's cult of the lamb.

man fuck this i was on cats and soup😭

Murder, helping someone with murder, that kinda stuff <33

killerchat <3

I LVOE my little serial killers :3

Murder/death

Uhhhhh

Violence

...block stacking?

what does 9rip mean?? am i gonna spirit someone away????? SOMEONE TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO I LIKE TURN EVIL AND TORTURE PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!!?!?!?!

ANSWERS! I NEED THEM!

Systemically genociding entire alien species :3

uhh ok

i mean mine is not much better i launched nuclear bombs upon appalachia

“I’m a girl”

“I’m a boy”

Yeah? Well I’ve I've been training like a Pavlov dog, Let my independence out to take a hike, All you got to do is activate my bell, And I'll fetch you anything you like

Why are people on tumblr so cool?

she looks much healthier now transition saved her

@isayaacorn

i wish i was happy,,

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

Peak counselor who lets me swear in school

FUCK!

Fuck!

I was an existential criminal, so innocently cynical

Ignorant as fuck but a proud individual

Originally meant to live a God-damned miracle

Might've been metaphysical, but I think it was medical

Testing my hypothesis, never finding a theory!

Emulating animals and mental aboriginals

A miserable fuck but a loud Tao mystical

An enemy of ritual traditionally integral

To Biblical originals, but literally pitiful

Too impatient for outpatient, am paging Dr. Leary!

Did you lose yourself?

It's always in the last place that you'd check

Oh, I might find myself (by retracing my steps)

But I don't remember, what I forgot myself

I don't remember, I don't remember 2012!

I don't remember how I forgot myself

I don't remember, I don't remember 2012!

I don't remember 2012, I don't remember

Wow, the whole year's a blur!

I think I bought into the comedy and brought a lot of oddity

An odyssey I thought to be considered a commodity

And not until anomaly abolished my monotony

I need a life of autonomy and modify a lot of me?!

I'll escape this reality, be the next Houdini!

Oh, glory be Satori but its hallucinatory

And it's sure to be a story I can tell in purgatory

I said, once I've lost it can there be a Mahaprajnaparamita?

Did you lose yourself?

Well, it's always in the last place you'd check

I might find myself by retracing my steps

Wow! I don't remember how I forgot myself

I don't remember, I don't remember 2012!

I don't remember how I forgot myself

I don't remember, I don't remember 2012!

I heard the world would turn to hell

Compared to that, I'm doing well!

I don't remember how I forgot myself

I don't remember, I don't remember 2012!

I don't remember how I forgot myself

I don't remember, I don't remember 2012!

I don't remember 2012, I don't remember 2012!

guys he made this post in front of me he didn't remember the song

POV: i make a serious post

I AM NOT PLAYING CATAN LIKE I WAS ACTUALLY IN A BAD PLACE WHEN I POSTED THAT (I'm not mad but like dude)

@midknight11 pack it up

ow

it hurts kinda but like recently ive developed an aversion to all sound the sound really just hurts me doesn't it its the sound of my own mediocrity the sound of the expectations the sound of the reality that ill never be good enough the sound of my head trying to make sense of why i'm not happy with what i have the sound of the millions of thoughts i can't say out loud please just let it be quiet for once

Dam dude are u ok

yeah kinda idk its just been really weird the past few days

hm, ok, but uh

you should GET BACK TO CATAN

add the sound of GET BACK TO CATAN!!

Yk what? Fuck you *unlysergides your daydream

(So I dequantized it from a swing rhythm into equal eighth notes for anyone wondering)

It physically pained me to have to play this

its now just acid...

Introduction:

Narcissa Black 

Hello. My name is Narcissa Altair Black. (people i love call me Cissa) If I'm the meanest person you've ever met, you've never met my family. If I'm the nicest person you've ever met, you live under a rock.  

About me:

I'm straight. cough cough totally 

I don't like mudbloods. I have nothing against you guys but my family hates you

I am a proud Slytherin. I am a relieved Slytherin. If I was sorted into another house, I don't think I would be alive right now

I'm not overly emotional. I can't be.

I'm the favorite child. because i'm a heartless, cold monster.

Please note that I will never, ever hesitate to tell you to fuck off.

Hobbies: Potions, Defense against the Dark Arts, Watercolor Painting, Sketching, Legilimency, Reading, Poetry, Poisoning People Who Piss Me Off.

hi yall this is my pandora rp account btw

pls feel free to interact/send asks, whether or not you're part of the rp group <33

you used the WRONG FUCKING ACCOUNT

no i didnt, i have moots on my main account, and i wanted to put this here, why tf would i rb smth with the same account??

Ohhh I'm lowkey kinda stupid

lmao its ok, ur not stupid

<be proud of me, i resisted the urge to say "no shit sherlock" and i decided to be nice for once>

rare nice siri?

its fine that's why i'm here. YOU PRONOUNCE PRAGUE pray-guh. ??? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US. THIS IS WHY WE LOST REGIONALS DEF CUS I DIDN'T APPLY A SINGLE DROP OF EFFORT

let your moots tell you which one you are!!!

TELLL MEEE PLSPLSPLSPLSPLS-

the gay

lowk you get into fights often you're an instigator

hear me out fuckers

uhh, ice talks nonsense, no tldr it's not even that long

i mean love is romance soo,,

for ppl who know me irl

here are my spawn patterns Sunday: I don't spawn on sundays, im inside my computer Monday: 6am-8am, 4pm-9pm Repeat to Friday Saturday: 1am-3am, 6am-5pm That one day when I woke up, went downstairs, opened up the closet, found a diary detailing some nerd named Tom Riddle, scribbled all over it, and chuckled, not knowing the dire consequences that awaited me. Upon attempting to put down the diary, I noticed it was awfully sticky and would not come off, forcing me to use more force. However, that did not work, and actually aggravated the diary, causing it to suck me into its pages. I do not remember the next 3 hours. When I awoke, I found myself on Privet Street, some place in the United Kingdom. Some kid named Harry was up a tree, with a mutt awaiting his fall. I was very confused, and wandered around for a bit, before the book sucked me into itself again, returning me to my house: 6am-9pm

damn forced to be in britain praying for you 🙏

It’s so funny seeing non-science people write scientist characters. specifically when arcane fans write Jayce and Viktor and they’re in the lab just talking about “solving equations.” exquisite.

yo who up solving they equation

In the lab, straight up “solving it.” And by “it” I mean. Haha, well. let’s justr say. My equation

guys who up balancing they chemical equations?