just found out im problematic. i literally cant stop crying

*Stands up proudly*

I will buy tumblr.

we’re killing our planet

Hawk Tuah is free, there is justice in this world 🕊️🙏🏻

"i'm intentionally homeless leading an off-grid nomadic lifestyle" YOU'RE VLOGGING SO YOU AREN'T OFF GRID AND YOU AREN'T HOMELESS IF ITS INTENTIONAL AND YOU CAN JUST GO FUCKING BACK AND BUY A HOME ARE YOU STUPID

You caaaaan't leave out the best part

kingchefyaoi calling in the cavalry to save viewership.

different tweet but just as important

combination of minecraft movie and failure of american economy is creating a really good vibe i think

killing yourself is a virtue

fyi, if anyone has ever been interested in donating to doctors without borders, they are tripling the value of any donation received until may 15 (up to $500k)

university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker

Not having a traditional job or plans to get an education will have people asking you things like so what is the purpose of you staying alive?

i love you so much i can't hold it