failed blogger dies in tragic jerk-off accident

ghost files webby nominee :)

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it's so funny how tumblr rolls out updates because i keep seeing a slowly growing number of posts about how terrible it is but your tumblr is the same. it's like a slow going zombie apocalypse. there is no escape but for now you're alive

in much the same way as you can breed jobs into dogs, the average cat is born unemployed

fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

wait a minute

that's me. that's my post. what is this

in honor of the new tomodachi life announcement here's a dream i had last year

When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.

tumblr algorithm suggested blogs to follow:

1. user i hate 2. user that hates me 3-4. two ppl that legitimately want each other dead 5. blog i already follow

6. yourself. finally a good blog. gave it a follow

no one should be dating anybody this is too ridiculous. everyone please give up the perfect person for you is NOT out there

Skinner's divorce

yea well im possessed and its yours

i have a rare form of synesthesia where i can hear music

before you make that post about "the crisis facing men and boys" or "preventing redpill radicalization" stop and check in:

is your proposed solution

if so:

your "solution" to behavioral patterns emerging within patriarchy is more patriarchy.

instead:

try to imagine literally anything else.

"uh oh"

Great horny minds think alike

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this is like 13 whole minutes into the video....rude 😭😭