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@atelophobicself / atelophobicself.tumblr.com

.·:*¨ she/her. intp. struggling with adulting.¨*:·.
you won’t guess what my next post is about. xoxo.

laura winter and laura müller should be friends as they are both lauras killing it at their job and we need them to form the lauralliance

yuki podium this week, no? do i have to dig out from the basement the orthodox cross i made from my grandfather's cigarette boxes in third grade for this to happen?

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

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radpeacharbiter

exCUSE ME.  DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

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wizardbf

REBLOGGING FOR THAT LAST PIECE OF INSIGHT. BITCH YOU

ARE

THE DANCING QUEEN

Only seventeen” implies that seventeen is an unusually precocious age at which to assume the title of Dancing Queen, which opens up the possibility of anyone above that age being eligible and possibly even more likely to qualify.

Sometimes….i read fic…

And don’t get me wrong, I pay attention to all the tags and everything

But then I leave fic thinking to myself “why did I emotionally think I could do that”

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