jesus was really just like "are you fucking stupid"

Don't call him dull There are nicer ways to say things, Yes he isn't always the smartest and it leads to antics But he is a Sweet Person with Genuine Intentions

do you think jesus was talking to peter griffin

Yes, I literally assumed this was a Family Guy Script quote. You might know if you watch the show that Jesus is literally a character within the Show.

New Hall of Fame Tumblr takes for the museum

Huh, someone did piss on the poor

Please take good care of them!

mushroom chat just dropped

I want to log on to the mushroom chat so bad

What would you even say?

"Had a cute frog sit on me today. Win."

April and her fools UwU

In France April fools is called “poisson d’avril” which translates to “fish of April” ! The French tradition is to cut out paper fish and stick them to peoples backs without them knowing as a small prank.

*whisper* that’s why April has a fish on her screen *wink wink *

Whenever my aunt springs her insane superstitious/religious cures on me I specifically remember when I was 17 and she got me exorcised. The priest was like "I don't think she's possessed" and she insisted "well there's something wrong with her, she's always [symptoms of depression] so..."

And the guy said some verses and touched my head and stuff then said I should drink only holy water for an entire week. Which wasn't hard to do, but my fav part of this whole experience was me saying I want to eat instant noodles and my aunt going "I'll make them for you. With the holy water he gave us." And then I had holy instant noodles

HOLY MACARONI???

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

Fińàncial Harm

wow that is a super fair price damn

if Psych taught me anything, it's that the first step to solving any problem is to be silly

Idk, I saw this in a server and got inspired.

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.

you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.

you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.

you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.

You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.

it’s fun to stay at the Y

M

M

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*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

C

A

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

dadadada despacito

ra-ra-Rasputin

ONLY 17.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT!!!

GUYS HELP I THINK MY BOOMBOX IS BROKEN WHAT DO I DO?!?!?

H-O-T-T-O-G-O–

ÞAT MÆLTI MÍN MÓÐIR

AT MER SKYLDI KAUPAAAAAA

В лесу родилась ёлочка

В лесу она росла!

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

KILLJOYS, MAKE SOME NOISE

GRASPING TO CONTROOOOOL-

SOMETHIIING INSIDEE MEEEEEEE

IS COMING OUTTTTTTT

I FEEL LIKE KILLINGGG

YOUUUUU

ONLY 18

DOVAHKIIN, DOVAHKIIN NAAL OK ZIN LOS VAHRIIN

WAHDEIN VOKUL MAGFAERAAK AST VAAL

DISTURBING THE PEAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

THE VENGA BUS IS COMING AND EVERYBODY'S JUMPING NEW YORK TO SAN FRANCISCO AN INTER CITY DISCO

last night I had a dream that I overfed my pet shrimps and they all got comically fat. they looked like this:

@shrimpsisbugs