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I never uploaded my safety wizard costume cause I didn't get good photos so here's some from the work day!

And a special low quality recording!

I got several questions about why I wore a beard.

Because wizards have beards! XD

ah yes, but have you ever given a character intimacy issues that can only be solved by learning to love themselves bc their partner loves enough for the both of them and bc they trust and love their partner so intensely they have no choice but to see themselves for who they are instead of who they think they are?

B'Elanna Torres, Star Trek Voyager

They match each others freak

sorry but the scene where eggman grabs his henchman by the inner mouth made me blush

like they didn't need to do this

you gotta sprinkle some sonic yaoi in between the cat posts. everyone does it.

~ via mignonettetakespictures ~

Hahah yeees !! Very that!

Also this

Thank god he has a PhD in Monkey Wrangling

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

I am loving the localised onomatopoeia in these international editions of Thud!

While the Chinese go for the triple-whammy of Peng! Peng! Peng!

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door. 

decapitates you but its clear that im not used to using a sword so it takes like 3 swings and i still havent fully got through your spine and theres blood everywhere and im honestly kinda getting frustrated now so i just kick your corpse a couple times and leave

None of those things have anything to do with each other

vice news writers have not been to college

Me either, but I still know how to write an article

Reading comprehension quiz

1. Why has the author chosen to contrast these two ideas in one sentence? What is the effect this contrast has to the reader?

2. Can we determine the authors opinion on Zuckerberg from the work? What impression of Zukerberg is this work meant to evoke?

bro, you gotta get on tumblr. its like a public diary that anyone can make fun of or report to the police

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

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you may also know Mark Vomit from such hits as "You Are Not Immune To Propaganda" (featuring Garfield)