contrasts

EVERYONE IS WINNING

“It’s just a TV show” maybe to you. I absorbed it into my soul though.

being on doxxing terms with a tumblr mutual is kinda funny like we met at yaoi university and now an year later we both know each other's exact locations

so anyway i found my moms xfiles fanfiction from the 90′s

CONFIRMED

can’t wait for when this exact thing will happen to current fanfic writers

fanfic worries at 20: is my mom going to find my porn

fanfic worries at 40: IS MY KID GOING TO FIND MY PORN

@kueble

idk how i feel about seeing her pussy spawn in like that but i'm buying one regardless

june 5th.... she will be mine and i will be doing unusual things to her pussy

DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing

Fucking wild to be teaching about Rosa Parks at the same time as a trans woman in Florida does an act of civil disobedience to use a women's restroom in the state capitol

As far as I know, she is the first woman arrested bc of this law. The law requires that the trans person be warned to leave the bathroom by a state official, and then if they stay they are guilty of trespassing after a warning.

So like, me, my gf, others just piss and nobody asks or tells, but this young woman sent a statement about the law to over 100 FL lawmakers so they would know she was coming, the cops were ready for her, she brought a reporter and went in anyway and spent the night in a men's jail. She is out on bail, and is hoping this will inspire change of the law. But if found guilty, and the law is upheld as constitutional, then she could spend up to 60 days in a mens county jail.

Chat, is this true?

because we don't want too many twitter-attitude people here, everyone rebog this with rent lowering gunshot posts please

we say faggot and death and other Mean Words™ here

I agreed with human pet guy

swtich 2 joycon got taser mode for when you gotta feel it

I gotta feel it

ooooh ooooooooh

that tonight's gonna be a good night

i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did.

i think i even complained to my mom like "you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn't turned me into a dog yet so??? bullshit" and she was like "oh honey 😊 god🌞 works in ✨mysterious✨ ways, and He🌞 knows whats best for you...turning you into a dog🐕 isnt the path🛣️ He🌞 has set for you🙏😚" and i was like. well that sucks i hate him

anyway im into petplay now

We sent your boyfriend to live on a beautiful farm upstate where he can run around with all of the other boyfriends together forever

need to polish how I draw house but I like these so far

May 10, 2006. Someone offers to pay the House M.D. writers if they’ll have Chase punch House.

Nov. 23, 2009, Ignorance is Bliss airs.

Payment must have worked!