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Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cause you’ve got a sweet ass.
(via bestpickupline)
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Best line I've gotten on tinder
Him: So you kinda remind me of medusa...
Me: ...
Him: I mean every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard
Reblogged mkvi-jaime
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last night i got asked out by not one, not two, but zero people
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heres something for you to think about
me
Submitted by not-a-twig
New Years Eve pick up line
I know it’s not midnight, but do you still want to kiss?
Submitted by not-a-twig
Reblogged writing-at-midnight
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
Reblogged generalbooty
You’ve never known true seduction till you’ve heard the chat-up lines of a nerd.
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This would work on me.
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Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
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Do you like Krispy Kreme,
cause I’m gonna glaze your donut.
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Source: youtube.com
Reblogged assassinregrets
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no matter how much water i drink i still remain thirsty 4 u
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