tranny sex

Spaghetti.

matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

from my sources adjacent to tumblr--from which i can spread rumors and insider information freely because i dont give a fuck about ever working in the tech sector--im hearing this round of firings was focused on purging the senior staff, and not just from support but from the entire remaining tumblr workforce. i'm hearing there are about 25 people left.

tag the oc that judges people over their fashion choices

How does your oc emotionally regulate? Ex. Stimming, taking alone time, seeking support, or other personal rituals?

tonight's plans: jerk off to completion..... two cans of sprite (crush against forehead like a neanderthal school bully) ...... write the great american novel

(This post is brought to you by the fact that tumblr are, hilariously, claiming that 50% of current users are gen z, and i wanna see how accurate claim that is.)

collapses in your arms princess style after casting the biggest evil most fucked up spell you've literally every seen

i never write relationships from the perspective of "wouldn't it be romantic if..." i just come up with elaborate psychological warfare and observe how the participants respond to it like lab rats or perhaps cultures grown in a petri dish

a simple act of kindness should merit a disco elysiumesque internal monologue in my world. don't read into this.

what watching too much anime does to a mf

better call saul (2015-2022)

*penis starts throbbing* my arch nemesis is near…