sasuke day 96

We really don't give Sasuke enough credit for the way he would randomly start monologuing about his quest for vengeance in front of anybody who would listen in part one. Funniest shit ever.

Sometimes i make shitty memes, here's one of them

Draw me like one of your French girls, Suguro

Bon: my partner has to hold themselves to the highest standards, I cant be seen with just anybody

Rin: *runs in five minutes late, trips and falls face first on the ground, stands up too fast, knocks a potted plant over and apologizes to it*

Bon:...I want that one

Lazy Evenings

mom: who took all my coping juice

14 year old daughter:

SNS + Assorted Text Posts (Part 20)

Sasuke & Naruto

you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

happy easter, everyone

you know Easter is just around the corner cause this post is making rounds again

It’s that time of the year again

Hi there I’m looking for a honest and loving sugar baby companion here and I will be paying sweetly $800 dm +13133640399 WhatsApp

This is the funniest thing that has happened to this post

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

Ok!

To explain better, Sasuke COULD BE femboy if he wanted. If he picked up makeup and wore softer clothes like Haku, people would eat it up.

But he doesn't, his dressing is very much masculine like Naruto's. Well I'd say "neutral" but it's what people perceive as masculine anyway. He also speaks rather rudely, but his fighting style and movements (and the way Kishimoto presents him in illustrations) are graceful while Naruto's are more brash. Sasuke seems to care about clothes somewhat since he changes his fit more than other characters but he likes rather simple and clean style. Which is why it amuses me whenever I see merchandise where he is wearing really peacocky clothes. I'm thinking who made him wear that. But then again Naruto also looks odd when he's wearing those type of clothes too.

I feel like we're almost in an era of like, reverse queerbaiting. Used to be that you'd be tricked into watching a show because the story implied there'd be gay rep, but now they're using gay rep to trick you into thinking there'll be a story.

this is the best term for this actually I'm gonna start using this irl

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #reverse gaybaiting call that gayboring /End ID]

hard at work because my king would never whine about school in such an unbecoming manner

Sasuke Uchiha

This post genuinely altered the trajectory of my life and how i make a lot of my decisions and i think about it so much

he’s an unreliable narrator TO YOU. i believe him