reconnecting with my room after being around other people for too long
The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless
“The universal girlhood experience of—“ [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store
You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:
- Bitching and moaning
- Hater-ology
- Doing a goofy little bit about it
- Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
- Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing
We’re not beating this post
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Reddit post in r/superman
What is superman's "Kryptonite".
In literature, mythology and comic books heroes often often have a "kryptonite" or "Achilles's heel", basically a weakness that makes them vulnerable. I'm curious what fans here would consider to be Superman's "Kryptonite"?
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when you start reading again and it's like oh. oh . the sun actually does still shine.
the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.
"What made you follow your mutual" I don't know. I don't remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth's spin
now why are they posed like this is mean girls
Local Man Immediately Feels Better After Eating For First Time In 12 Hours. Wonders If Science Knows About This Miracle Cure.
Unofficial Autism Post
Tech bros who think digital is forever and that uploading your consciousness to a computer is immortality crack me up. Like bro, you'd be "immortal" on the computer for like a year until your own company sends out some software update that makes you incompatible and whoops, there goes TechBro.soul into the great Recycling Bin in the sky
idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either