okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.

twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.

i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good a cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.

so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.

I feel like we don’t talk about the OG text on this meme enough

What the FUCK

“Ocelot gun spinning in real life(Comparison)”

Why wouldnt you just shoot him

You dont understand

“Why wouldn’t you just shoot him.” Fool. He’s performing a little show for you, all for you, and you would just shoot him? Where is the respect and courtesy, you filth? You don’t deserve the little show.

Just started play Metal Gear Solid and if you imagine Revolver Ocelot as a small cat who finds enrichment in doing little shows for people he loves that may involve trying to kill them, you will have an easier time.

Yall.

I’m disappointed.

I gave you a gizmo. An absolute contraption. A doohickey even. You asked how the MBTA removes snow from its tracks and instead of getting a normal answer like “plow” or “salt” I give you a fucking jet engine bolted to a rail car like I’m looney fucking tunes and you have the gall to give it only 22 notes.

This one has a fucking sneefer

Are you happy now????

There is also this guy who is named Russel

Look at his smile

source

I do so love that he does not spill a single drop.

the thing that gets me is that he looks WILDLY normal before putting on the glasses, and an absolute FREAK after

“Rayban charity glasses event” is a scam don’t click any link in a post that says that.

Old tumblr users remember this scam back when it first went out.

Also no, this isn’t a joke. This phishing scam is 100% running its course again so watch out for your mutuals long abandoned accounts suddenly posting it. Please make everyone aware of it since most users here are newbies who have not seen it before!

I'm not dedicated enough to create a whole Pokemon region, but I've got a few of my own Fakemon designs laying around!

Here's a fire starter Pokemon based on a cheetah.

I have to hand it to Donald Trump, I didn’t think the sequel to the 1932 Great Emu War would be a trade war against the penguin nation but he truly continues to be an innovator in the stupidity industry

(Seen here)

Given that Trump imposed tariffs on several uninhabited islands and oceanic territories, I think they had an intern look up the Wikipedia list of countries and make a spreadsheet.

It’s even funnier than that

someone in the replies linked this article and

I feel like people are missing the Very Important reference picture and that's just criminal. Clearly if you look at the dog that inspired the piece, you would understand the inherent validity of the voters' choice.

Thank you for that addition but I assure you we all already understood the the validity of the voters choice

Comparing dinosaurs to a Boeing 737-900. Via BBC News

Not gonna lie, there was a brief moment where I thought the y axis was cruising altitude

my mind has been horribly stuck on mixing up animals for whatever reason, so I proudly present to you:

a snat.

both snake. and rat.

i grew up in a town filled with rural antique stores, which means my favorite pastime was a game i liked to call "What The Fuck Does That Thing Do!"

For example:

go on take a guess

"sewing machine" "lathe" "can opener" nope babe that's an apple peeler!

ok tumblr let's try a simple one: What The Fuck Does This Thing Do!

nope that's not an apple peeler that's a CAN OPENER (it says so right in the middle), let's try an easy one:

correct, that is indeed a BREAD SLICER, great job! slightly harder but we're in the home stretch:

tell me tumblr: What The Fuck Does This Thing Do!

no that's not a music box, that's a WEIRD MEAT GRINDER!!! funnel the meat in to make delicious american hamburger. bonus: this design doubled as a tobacco grinder. that's right this is a DUAL BURGER-CIGARETTE MACHINE, embodiment of the american dream

horsethoughtbarn 5 name

if horses werent called horses what do you think they should be called

quibbet /ˈkwɪ.bɪt/

from proto indo european *kswibʰ-éh₁-ti (to move quickly, stative form implying something moving quickly)

via proto brythonic *hwɨβid (to move)

spelling then latinized by roman empire to quibus, then frankified by norman invaders to quibbet

incredibly done my friend exactly the kind of thing i was hoping for