full of snourishment (snail nourishment)

all the photos of him are like this, I love that this guy understood he had been born with the face of a wizard or axe murderer and just leaned fully into it

he knew EXACTLY what he was doing

he got what he wanted

Also

Please does anybody have the picture of the orange kitten sitting in front of old yellowed wood paneling and it’s smiling like this. The post where I saw it went something like “little kids before they learn how to smile in photos”

this one?

THANK YOUUUUUU

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

people have been saying squidward on this all day but this is the first one that made me laugh

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

This is definitely my favorite email i’ve recieved from a professor, with the subject line “back at it”.

not like it's a spoiler at this point.

he does look fun to draw

Can't say shit on this site without [citation needed] [by whom?] [failed verification] nowadays

This is just very funny to me.

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

looking at that one booktok post and didn’t realize how funny this is. uou do not know what a safe word is

some highlights from the notes

GIRL RELEASE THE TAPE

source

dean being fond of his daughters and hate his sons is actually very funny to me

this is very good and funny to me